This poll on Trump's website must have been written by a spiteful third-grader--it's hilarious

[renate]

I haven't watched a single minute of Fox or gone to any conservative websites, ever, as far as I can recall. So when I read about this poll on Reddit (thank you, u/jst4wrk7617), I couldn't believe it was real. It is. This "Official Trump vs Democrat Poll" is actually on Trump's website. This is the kind of childish, pointless exercise in stupidity that appeals to the underdeveloped minds of Trump voters.

1. Who would you rather see fix our Nation’s shattered immigration policies?
President Trump
A MS-13 Loving Democrat
2. Who do you trust more to protect America from foreign and domestic threats?
President Trump
A Corrupt Democrat
3. Who would you rather handle our Nation’s economy?
President Trump
A Radical Socialist Democrat
4. Who do you believe is more transparent with the American People?
President Trump
A Lying Democrat
5. Who do you trust to NOT raise your taxes?
President Trump
A High Tax Democrat
6. Who do you believe will ALWAYS put America FIRST?
President Trump
A Sleazy Democrat
7. Who do you believe will keep their promises?
President Trump
A Lyin’ Democrat
8. Who do you believe will fight for you every day?
President Trump
A Low Energy Democrat
9. Who do you believe is better for America?
President Trump
A Low IQ Democrat
10. Who will you vote for in 2020?
President Trump
A Radical Socialist Democrat

And at the bottom there's a place to fill in your name and email address, presumably so that the great man himself can see that you, as a real American, have weighed in and had your say.

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/landing/2020-trump-vs-dem-poll

This poll didn't write itself. That's the thing that I find the most mind boggling. Some highly paid professional did the polling and the focus group testing and determined that this would be the poll most appealing in format and content to Trump voters. I'm pretty sure McCain and Romney didn't have to stoop this low--to be so risibly infantile and petty--to appeal to their bases. This says so much about the stunted mental and emotional development of the kind of people who are still supporting Trump.

[Nevilledog]

1. That's disgusting.

[SeattleVet]

2. Have fun!

I figure that ANY Democrat, no matter what type of label he gives them, is always going to be better at anything than him, so I selected the Democrat in each question.

I do have to wonder if Melania is going to start getting fundraising junk email from them. They required an email address, so...

Oh, yeah, I'll save you a Google search - the zip code (also a required entry) for the White House is 20500.

[renate]

4. did you actually fill it out! LOL!

It didn't even occur to me! But that's a fun idea!

[SeattleVet]

5. Who? Me??

Absolutely not! It was Melania, I swear!

[Midnightwalk]

11. The address is 1 Black Lives Matter Plaza right? nt

[SeattleVet]

13. It didn't ask for a street address, but required an email address and Zip code.

I just thought that '[e-mail]' with a zip of 20500 fit in real well with the general tone of the 'poll'.

[mercuryblues]

3. I am shocked they did not put BLM Democrat in there

[gratuitous]

12. Or a Big Poopy-Head Democrat

What a childish bunch of whiners they are in the White House.

[ck4829]

6. That's not even a poll, all it does is harvest the email address

Trump is appealing to the id of his base, they angrily click buttons about MS-13 and socialists, does nothing but give his campaign their contact info.

[renate]

8. It amuses me to think of his cult members clicking on "Trump" and then sitting back satisfied

... having successfully owned the libs.

While actually just having given his campaign an "I am a rube, please hound me for money" message by providing their email address.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

7. That's not just a push poll, it's a violent shove poll.

But it's a just a clickbait thing designed to collect email addresses. I don't think the OANN "poll" has been released yet.

[ProfessorGAC]

14. Or A Hook In The Mouth Poll

Trolling the waters for potential contributions from Loserville!

[Retrograde]

9. MS-13? I didn't know

that Mississippi had that many Congressional districts!

[Blue Owl]

10. Little Donny really earned his milk break after crafting that turd

n/t

[Takket]

15. Should be "An MS-13" not "A MS-13"

LOL

[keithbvadu2]

16. At first, I thought it was a joke website.

At first, I thought it was a joke website.

Now it appears to be genuine, which makes it a joke.

Check out their timeline of the coronavirus (Trumpvirus).

https://www.donaldjtrump.com/media/timeline-the-trump-administrations-decisive-actions-to-combat-the-coronavirus/

For someone who 'knew' that it was a pandemic long, long ago, check out how they had to stretch to find something to brag about in their actions.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

17. It is a joke website; it also happens to be real.

[I_UndergroundPanther]

18. A low IQ democrat

Is still light years ahead of trump and republicans by default.

[marie999]

19. I received something like that in the mail.

Not quite that bad, but close. What really got to me, they said that if I didn't fill out the questionnaire, would I still mail it back to them so they could send it to someone else. They even wanted me to pay the postage to send it back.

[The Wizard]

20. Not The Onion

[lame54]

21. Not one of those I would answer Trump...

[greatauntoftriplets]

22. Did Spanky write that himself?