Yeah sex is great but...

[sheshe2]

All Hat No Cattle

[keithbvadu2]

1. Pleasure is relative...

Pleasure is relative...

Philosophy professor: Pleasure is relative...
Sometimes taking a good crap can be as enjoyable as sex.

Comes a voice from the back of the room...
Professor, either I don't know how to crap or you don't know how to screw

[Dagstead Bumwood]

2. Thanks, that gave me a chuckle.

Much needed in these times.

[FakeNoose]

3. The professor stepped into that one

[KY_EnviroGuy]

5. Then there was the smartass redneck in the front of the classroom.....

"But professor, haven't you ever tried sex while you're taking a crap?"


KY.........

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

6. Okay, I see several reasons for the KY....

Yeeesh...

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. Sorry, I shouldn't have added to the crude.

My bad for the day.........

[coti]

14. Another on pleasure and crap

Three engineers- an electrical engineer, a chemical engineer, and a civil engineer- were discussing God over beers. All three believed that the beauty and harmony of the human body meant God must have been some kind of engineer. But they differed on what kind.

The electrical engineer said, "I think God is an electrical engineer. The body's nervous system operates on tiny amounts of electricity and is absolutely remarkable. Just look at the human brain. Our entire mental existence depends on electricity."

The chemical engineer said, "Yeah, well, I think God is a chemical engineer. All those electrical processes you're talking about are really just chemical ones, and the rest of the body also operates with unbelievable chemical precision and balance. I don't see how God could be anything other than a chemical engineer."

But then the civil engineer piped up. "Please. I know for a fact that God must be a civil engineer. Who but a civil engineer would run a sewage disposal system through a recreational area?"

[NoMoreRepugs]

4. Clever Ms Gebrial.. and true.

[bucolic_frolic]

7. Imagine the orgasm when Trump leaves office

and what a sigh of relief!

[Oppaloopa]

9. I am 70 and haven't had one in decades but I will then.

[keithbvadu2]

10. My gg-father was old time Canuck from Quebec.

My gg-father was old time Canuck from Quebec.

Had to pay a poll tax when it came time to vote.

Said he didn't know why he had to pay.

'I haven't used my pole in years.'

[mopinko]

11. ftr- not all sex is great. orgasms, now those are always great, but....

[sellitman]

12. Her Twitter feed is awesome

Just followed her. Thanks for the tip.

[sheshe2]

13. You are most welcome, sellitman.