So, how soon after we elect Obama do we force abortions and gay marriage on republicans?

[porphyrian]

[Drunken Irishman]

1. Don't forget we'll convert 'em all to Islam!

[porphyrian]

3. Well, yeah, that goes without saying. n/t

[theKed]

14. I thought

all us commies were athiests...?

[porphyrian]

22. Don't present facts! n/t

[arcane1]

31. Commies, atheists, fascists, Muslims, they are all the same thing now

Just like how we're going to make everyone gay, and yet everyone will have an abortion

[porphyrian]

36. When the facts begin to contradict, just yell, "9/11!" or "Freedom is not free!" n/t

[Posteritatis]

57. Not just Islam: *Atheist* Islam. (nt)

[valerief]

75. Bwahahahaha!

[nolabear]

2. Ah'm not doin' nuthin' but wait fer mah check to come in...

[porphyrian]

5. Ah-yep. n/t

[freshwest]

37. Can we force it on them retroactively? That'll be the end of the screaming.

[porphyrian]

38. I'm not in charge, that's why I'm asking. n/t

[freshwest]

39. I'm not in charge and won't force anyone to do anything. But R$R would...

The wingnuts have had a plan in place for us for years now:

[porphyrian]

41. Definitely a gay marriage candidate there. n/t

[freshwest]

44. Right after we take all his Guns. Wives. Children. Pets. Christmas Tree.

[NightWatcher]

4. Just like we did after he was first elected

I love these morons that think something crazy will happen. Um, he's been in office for nearly four years, why wouldn't he have already.....

What a bunch of maroons!

[porphyrian]

7. Really. n/t

[rfranklin]

6. Like Mitt's resignation from Bain, the abortions will be retroactive...

Boehner and Cantor and McConnell will mysteriously disappear.

[porphyrian]

8. Ooo, adding time paradox already. I like it. n/t

[SmileyRose]

9. I consider this yet another failure of Obama's first term

He should have mobilized teh gay his very first day in office.

[porphyrian]

11. Right? What's the point of having a Gay Conspiracy if you won't use it? n/t

[kestrel91316]

10. I dunno, but there's a limit to how much I can help round them up, because I don't have a car.

But I can help with jeering at them while they are forcibly aborted.

[porphyrian]

12. The mob rules! n/t

[B Calm]

13. Right after the Great Obama Gun Grab

sarcasm. .

[Coexist]

15. yes, that has to be priority one. lol.

[porphyrian]

16. Oh, right. Did they decide to smelt the guns to build free clinics or community art centers? n/t

[SmileyRose]

23. I still think mobilizing teh gay should have come first

Just think of what Carson and Jai could do with an empty womb (cashmere drapes anyone?) or what lovely curtain rods they'd make of a couple Smith and Wessons!

[freshwest]

43. That and my socialist utopia he has failed to deliver. I voted for that, and a pony.

[Mnemosyne]

17. We wait till they aren't expecting us. nt

[porphyrian]

18. Our cars may have ribbon magnets, or they may not. n/t

[Bobbie Jo]

19. After we corral them into FEMA camps

of course.

[porphyrian]

24. One formaldehyde trailer a family. n/t

[treestar]

20. After the death panels have done their dastardly work

[porphyrian]

27. Everyone over thirty goes to Carousel for renewal. n/t

[xchrom]

21. As long as it takes to change into the appropriate outfit

For either event - & no longer.

[porphyrian]

28. Practical. n/t

[SoCalDem]

25. Can we make them "retroactive, please"

I'm sure we could populate that list pretty quickly

[porphyrian]

29. Maybe, once we replace God with Science. n/t

[yawnmaster]

26. why should only republicans have those rights?

Even republicans shouldn't be forced to get married if they don't want to.

[porphyrian]

30. Oh no, they should. n/t

[Frustratedlady]

32. We probably won't hear that much about either

The next election is a long way off and they bring these issues up when they need to scare voters to their side. Their button issues are of little interest to Pug Congresscritters until closer to an election.

You don't think they really care about any of those issues, do you?

[porphyrian]

33. Politicians? No. The lay rubes they've duped? Yep. n/t

[Pyrzqxgl]

34. Right away I say, all the guys also get compulsory vasectomies and the women are sterilized.

Thats what you get for being a Republican

[porphyrian]

35. Efficient. n/t

[ananda]

40. never

No Reep has to do either, ever.

[porphyrian]

42. Aw. Not even a little?

Can we at least regulate NASCAR to remove all commercial advertising?

[Shankapotomus]

45. Right after we set up the death panels

[porphyrian]

46. Grandparents first! n/t

[pediatricmedic]

47. Never, we don't force anyone, but make it a choice for everyone.

I will not support any administration that seeks to take away peoples rights or force their beliefs on others.

This is also why I will never be a good Christian or Muslim.

[porphyrian]

50. Anti-prosthelytizationist stance, check. n/t

[pediatricmedic]

79. Why do I feel like you butchered that word, but a check is warranted :)

Considering Anti-Proselytization is being implimented on many college campuses, I do support it. Guilty as charged and I am not even Atheist.

[porphyrian]

81. I've got a degree in word butchery, so it's OK. n/t

[Incitatus]

48. I thought that was supposed to be done by now

By the way they were talking in 08

[porphyrian]

52. Yeah, we're late because of illegal immigration and unions. n/t

[backscatter712]

49. As soon as we convert the economy to Communism! n/t

[porphyrian]

54. I can't wait to share their paychecks. n/t

[jberryhill]

51. Sharia Law!

[porphyrian]

55. Burkas for everyone! n/t

[jberryhill]

59. Burkas, Abortions, and Gay Marriage!

[porphyrian]

60. Oh my! n/t

[DrewFlorida]

53. Immediately, especially the abortions, lol. Also an IQ test for voter registration!

[porphyrian]

56. Definitely, IQ tests given for free in public libraries. n/t

[DrewFlorida]

58. I'm in favor of a bill outlawing religious hypocrisy, punishable by imprisonment with Ted Nugent.

[porphyrian]

61. Yes, and they are fed only vegetables. n/t

[Autumn]

62. Ooh bad, bad. That would be cruel and unusual punishment.

Better to just lock them in a rat infested dungeon and throw away the key.

[lindysalsagal]

63. Yes. I'll marry all the women right after you impregnate them and

we'll both perform all the abortions.

It's a plan.

[porphyrian]

69. OK, we've got a lot of work to do. Thanks, everybody. n/t

[valerief]

64. Just as soon as we shower them with Social Security, Medicare, Medicaid, and Obamacare. nt

[porphyrian]

70. That's on the schedule right before making the Boy Scouts a gay rights organization. n/t

[mythology]

65. I believe that the forced gay marriages will start at the election night victory party.

But I could be wrong. I'm not gay so I don't necessarily have the up to date gay agenda.

However the forced abortions will start immediately as that goes back to the environmentalists' concerns of overpopulation.

[porphyrian]

71. Someone has to control the breeders. Check. n/t

[mrmpa]

66. How I wish abortions could be retroactive.............eom

[porphyrian]

72. You are not alone. n/t

[cecilfirefox]

67. The better question is where to impliment Sharia law. GOD'S law. nt

[porphyrian]

73. I think we should start that in Kansas. n/t

[Ikonoklast]

68. But first, Republican women must all be forced to wear burquas.

And all the men must dress like Liberace.

[porphyrian]

74. Most definitely. n/t

[gollygee]

76. Right after we explain why we haven't done it over the past four years.

That's what I never get about people worrying what Obama will do. He's already there and he hasn't done it! Doh!

[porphyrian]

77. They think that's proof he can't do his job. n/t

[NashvilleLefty]

78. I'm so disappointed in Obama, this was supposed to have already happened!

When we elected Obama in 2008, I thought that by now all guns would be confiscated, everyone would be gay-married because hetero marriage was outlawed - but everyone would be forced to have sex with members of the opposite sex so that we still could have abortions. Which would be difficult since every man was forced to wear a condom, but we can still HOPE!

I am so disappointed that people still have guns, heteros are still getting married, and every child isn't aborted that I am not voting for Obama again. I guess I'll have to vote Green Party.

OH, and BTW;

[porphyrian]

80. I know, but promoting socialism is difficult with so many freeloading victims amongst us. n/t

[Egalitarian Thug]

82. Immediately upon completion of processing them into the re-education camps. Forced sterilization

and behavior modification are essential to The Plan and that can't be done if any of them are pregnant.

And don't forget the required cross-racial hyper-homosexualization classes, those are the most fun.

[porphyrian]

83. Right, the classes...I almost forgot, thanks. n/t