I want to offer a compromise on US Army base names

[sarisataka]

Trump can decide whether to keep or change the name of any base without restriction or limit.




The only requirement is that he served at least one day of active duty on a base that he wants to choose the name.

[leftieNanner]

1. Oh boy!

Wouldn't I pay ten dollars to watch Mr. Covfefe go through basic training!!!!

Are his little arms even long enough for ONE push-up?

[Walleye]

2. I like it.

[brewens]

3. Just make him eat and sleep there. That should be enough, though I'm the type that would

probably think the food is just fine, without one of his food tasters there, Trump would probably lose a few pounds.

[doc03]

4. Fort Bone Spurs. nt

[Solomon]

5. Only one day for each base?

No. That's not enough. The names must change.

[sarisataka]

8. Seeing as 73 is a few decades

Past enlistment age, we will have to examine his military record to see which bases he served on.

Go ahead and check his record, it won't take long...

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. Fort Braggart or Fort Hoodwinks.

Both would fit the POtuS to a "T"

[MyOwnPeace]

7. The "Wisdom of Solomon"...................

Retains the "sacred names" (sorry, just a bit of 'throw-up' in the throat with that) and "honors" BunkerBoy at the same time - and he's stupid enough to buy it!

[NotAPuppet]

9. Doesn't he have really bad bone spurs

from all that dancing with Epstein at his parties?