Devin Nunes at 'dead end' in legal battle to expose identity of fake Twitter cow: Lawyer

[soothsayer]

https://www.rawstory.com/2020/06/devin-nunes-at-dead-end-in-legal-battle-to-expose-identity-of-fake-twitter-cow-lawyer/

Udder failure?

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Devin Nunes at ‘dead end’ in legal battle to expose identity of fake Twitter cow: Lawyer
Published 2 mins ago on June 12, 2020 By Matthew Chapman




On Friday, The Fresno Bee reported that an attorney for Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA) says he is at a “dead end” in the legal case to expose the true identity of @DevinCow, a satirical Twitter account that pretends to be a cow belonging to Nunes and continually mocks him.

[Kid Berwyn]

1. I am Spottedcowicus!

Go to hell, traitor!!

[Historic NY]

2. The lawyer has been milking it for a payday.

[gratuitous]

3. Frivolous lawsuit

Someone steered Nunes in the wrong direction.

[SWBTATTReg]

4. Maybe nunes was 'cowed'! nt

[yellowcanine]

5. Why didn't he just ask? I am DevinCow!

At least one of them, in spirit anyway.

[UTUSN]

14. *I* am DevinCow!1

[BBG]

18. I am DevinCow!

[rickford66]

23. I am DevinCow !!

[hobby10113]

27. I am Devincow!!!

[keithbvadu2]

35. I'm the one! I'm the one! I'm the one!

[soothsayer]

6. Moooove to dismiss?

[Roland99]

7. He didn't contact Anonymoos?

[niyad]

8. Sooooo. . .with all the serious and, in some cases, deadly, issues facing us, russian asset

devin is wasting time on a Twitter account ? How much are we paying this cow. . .oops, I mean clown ???? And how much of our tax money is going to his legal fees? .?????

[soothsayer]

10. Cud he look any more silly?

[niyad]

11. Sadly, he could. And has.

Hey, devvie, go drink some of your russian-backed alpha-omega wine.

[UTUSN]

9. K&R

[dweller]

12. Dead End ?

that's where he started from ..

✌🏼

[C_U_L8R]

13. Udderly ridiculous

[Best_man23]

15. *I* am DevinCow

[bucolic_frolic]

16. Satire is the sincerest form of flattery

Somebody knows how to cover their hoof prints

[dawn5651]

17. i follow devin nunes cow and devin nunes' mother....

[klook]

24. Hope you have a shovel!

[cstanleytech]

19. Nunes needs to mooooooove on from the cow.

[Yavin4]

20. I guess the point of going any further is mooooooot. n/t

[onetexan]

21. Seems Nunes' beef with his alterego isn't getting him anywhere, is it?

[paleotn]

22. End of the trail, cowboy.

[klook]

25. It's great to see Nunes get creamed! (nt)

[Brother Mythos]

26. So, no moolah from DevinCow for Nunes.

[Zambero]

28. Nunes' lawyer was not the big cheese he figured he'd be

More like stale cheez whiz well past its use-by date.

[Mr. Ected]

29. The steaks were high for Nunes

But in the end his complaint was seen but not herd.

His lawyer initially took stock of the situation and told Devin he would never steer him wrong. But in the end, he just milked it for all it was worth.

Nunes claims he was not amoosed, but hopefully his constituents will tan his hide and tell him "you're pasture prime".

[dmr]

30. That was very mooving

[orangecrush]

31. Making hay of nothing

[warmfeet]

32. What a maroon (look it up).

He will fade into oblivion, in the dustbin of obscurity - a non-entity - a has-been that never was.

He can choke on his own milk, for all I care.

[muriel_volestrangler]

33. Before lawsuit: 1,000 followers. After: 700,000. I submit the Streisand Effect should be renamed

"Devin Nunes' Cow".

[WVreaper]

34. The cow won!

[Gore1FL]

37. Reminds me of the Clash song.

I fought the Cow and the Cow won.

[Gothmog]

36. This makes me smile

[ARPad95]

38. It would have taken bovine intervention for Nunes to win this battle. Pray harder Devin.