TO ALL DUers: It has become my personal cause to eliminate both Washington and Jefferson

[Totally Tunsie]

from being glorified on U.S. paper money.

Kindly send me all your $1 and $2 bills so that I may destroy them in a backyard bonfire at some later date to be announced in the far future. Thank you for your assistance in this important cleansing of our monetary system.

[BamaRefugee]

1. Andrew Jackson is the one that gets my goat! Defund the Twenty! Send to P.O. Box 420, Hollywood, Ca.

[EllieBC]

2. I'll help you dispose of them.

So those plagued with them never have to see them.

[guillaumeb]

3. Thank you for being so selfless.

I shredded mine already.

[5X]

4. Send me all your twenties until there are none left and they will have to print the Harriet Tubman

[Totally Tunsie]

13. +100 for Harriet

[alittlelark]

5. Grover Cleveland was a real POS - Pls send me US Currency w/ his pic.

I have a backyard firepit that is slavering for his flames.

[Lucky Luciano]

8. Salmon P Chase would work great too!

[spinbaby]

6. Here you are

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[SeattleVet]

7. You really don't want to have a huge fire going, polluting the air, spewing carbon dioxide...

I'd be willing to collect all the cash for you, count it out, then write a check for the amount and burn that.

I will distribute the leftover cash rapidly throughout the community, and let it get destroyed by the US Treasury Department as it wears out.

[alittlelark]

9. ....

[Totally Tunsie]

12. It's OK now. Chump said so.

That's why he's pulled the plug on all the wonderful environmental safeguards we had in place when he came into office.

So there...go ahead - blame Obama for all that clean air and water. I dare ya'.

[First Speaker]

10. There's an Urban Legend about someone actually doing something like this...

...they supposedly put an ad in the paper saying, "send your dollars to Box 455, Los Angeles," or something like that. That was it. And that was all. According to legend, they made a fortune before the Post Office shut them down...

[Totally Tunsie]

11. P. T. Barnum had it right...

"There's a sucker born every minute."