Well, Mr. Trump, sir, we're just tickled to death out here in Tulsa that you are

[Atticus]

going to honor us with your presence next week at one of your red, white and blue Make America Great Again rallies! Yes, sir, we're gonna pack that auditorium for you. We're gonna be shoulder to shoulder wall to wall and you can bet there won't be a single "snowflake mask" in sight. We know that all that pandemic nonsense is just a deep state Democrat plot to try to make you look bad and help Sleepy Joe's election prospects.

So, we hope you'll call their bluff about this virus hoax. Come down off the stage, sir, and "press the flesh" (if you know what I mean) with some of your most loyal followers. You could pose for some selfies with your arm on peoples' shoulders. Who knows? You just might get a few kisses from women who really admire you.

That would put an end to all that "wear a mask" kerfuffle. People would learn by your example that there just isn't anything to this Corona virus scare.

So, "come on down", sir! Show those snotty liberals what a real "man of the people" looks like!

[struggle4progress]

1. "Y'all come on down and get you a nice cold cup of iced bleach, y'hear?"

[BamaRefugee]

4. They drink SWEET BLEACH down yonder!

[Cracklin Charlie]

6. Only 3.2%, though.

Just get a headache drinkin’ that stuff!

Better go with internal light blast.

[DVRacer]

9. No we get full strength now

[Cracklin Charlie]

11. Disclaimer:

We’re not really drinking the bleach.

Joke bleach drinking only, please, full strength or diluted.

[smirkymonkey]

2. What I wouldn't give to see that scenario!

Watch him do it or watch him reject his biggest fans. He has two choices. Neither one of them will work out well for him.

[leftieNanner]

28. He hates his people!

And would not get within 50 feet of them. Shake hands? Nah.

But I would love to see it myself too.

[forgotmylogin]

32. Can we hire people to go and cough continuously through the whole speech! n/t

[OAITW r.2.0]

3. And bring your guns! It's your 2nd Amendment Right!

[central scrutinizer]

5. Looks like Oklahoma is a relatively low risk state

According to this website:

http://covidactnow.org/

[womanofthehills]

10. Not for long - Oklahoma sees largest single day number of Coronavirus cases

Oklahoma City, Okla. (KOKH) — Oklahoma saw its largest single-day spike in coronavirus cases Friday at 222.

In Tulsa County, the site of President Trump's campaign rally next week, there was a new high of 71 new cases Friday

.



https://okcfox.com/news/local/oklahoma-sees-largest-single-day-number-of-coronavirus-cases

[Bengus81]

15. All it takes is one or two ............

There was only one woman at that Great Clips in MO and at least 140 came in contact with her and another stylist that she infected. How many did the 140 come in contact with?

[Laura PourMeADrink]

19. Is this the same story about the two hairstylists who

Tested positive but didn't give it to 140 clients because they wore masks? They were all tested and negative.

[Bengus81]

23. Found the link...looks like 46 took a test and were negative

And....I guess the rest didn't come down with it. They were damn lucky because even wearing a mask there is a lot of hand touching.

[Laura PourMeADrink]

29. Ah, the headline I read was none positive. Makes you think they

We're all tested. Bunch of bullshit

[usaf-vet]

27. Does that mean Trump has calculated that he can afford to lose several thousand Oklahoma voters

....to CoVid-19 and not hurt his chances of stealing a second POTUS election.
Oklahomans it appears you are expendable as far as Trump is concerned.

[gratuitous]

7. Covid 19 is all a hoax

Yeah, a hoax!

So come see me in Tulsa!

You bet, O great leader!

But I have a little favor to ask first . . .

Oooh, we feel just like Ukraine! What is this favor?

Sign here, absolving me of all responsibility in the totally unlikely event you contract the hoax virus.

Uhhhhh . . . what?

[plimsoll]

25. The true believers will sign.

Because they truly and deep in their hearts believe it's a hoax.

[sheshe2]

8. The virus is a hoax. DT told us so.

They also have to sign a statement not to sue him for a hoax virus. Go figure.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

12. I would bet they build a Plexiglas air-purged cell for him to speak from.....

or, he'll have an cleaned air curtain all around him.

He's too chicken shit to take a chance like us mortals do just to get groceries.....

[Dios Mio]

13. Well said.

[Demobrat]

14. He won't get anywhere near the peasants

He never does, does he? He just struts out on stage, rants for a while, and struts off. He won't wear a mask, but you can bet he'll socially distance himself well beyond 6 feet.

[Boomer]

17. Distance isn't going to save him

Socially distancing isn't much protection in a closed building with thousands for people breathing, coughing and (most especially) yelling for over an hour. The air will be saturated with germs.

The only thing that would (possibly) protect Trump is a ventilation system that draws air from the outside and then blows from the stage to the audience. Or that draws air from the audience straight up and out of the building.

Most systems, however, spread air around. Event + 10 days should be quite interesting....

[Submariner]

21. It's just not fair he should be dead and buried by now

I'm his age and know I would be dead if I callously mingled with non-mask wearers like that moron does.

[lark]

16. Biggest issue - he's a baby man not a manly man.

He's doing this to kill workers, not himself.

[Bengus81]

18. Trump is going to that RED State for one reason--Sen Inhofe could get his ASS beat

Here's who both of those POS are scared of:

https://www.abbybroyles.com/

Look for IQ45 to make a showing in KC because it's a damn good shot that another woman Dem Barbara Bollinger could be our next Senator for the seat that Pat Roberts is retiring from. The DNC needs to get serious cash behind both of these supposed "long shots" that aren't such long shots.

Bollinger could end up running against KKKobach who lost a Governor bid to Laura Kelly two years ago. Kansas Primary is August 4th. Oklahoma Primary is June 30th.

[sheilahi]

20. Deal?

Okay, I'll come to your rally. Okay, I'll wear my widdle wed hat. Okay, I promise I won't wear one of those embarrassing masks. Okay, I promise to stand shoulder to shoulder with my fellow "mericans". Okay, I'll sign a release promising I will not sue you in the event that I come down with Covid 19. One favor though. Will you sign a release pledging to my family that you will pay for my funeral expenses?

[hkp11]

22. great...

wasn't Drumpf supposed to pay bills also if something happened to his base during his rallies? if any of his folks get the virus hoax made up by democrats, he should pay their hospital bills

[panfluteman]

24. A Stealth Assassination by Coronavirus!

[PurgedVoter]

26. Remember to bring a bottle of bleach!

These Trump rallies can sure make you thirsty. Having your small band of fans move around and sit in all the empty areas can be a lot of work and you will want lots of "Sweet Trump Cool-aid" to keep you going.
As a southerner, I can attest that the best thing to sweeten bleach is antifreeze. And if you want a special twist to your bleach cocktail, a touch, and by touch I mean at least half of your bleach cocktail should be whiskey. Me, I am on the wagon so I won't be having any sadly.*


*A special note to the folks, that originally voted for T-Rrump but finally saw the light and joined us here. Don't drink, bleach or antifreeze. They are really really bad for you and mixing bleach with just about anything makes even more toxic chemicals.
This is a joke, and uses irony. No, wait, this comment about bleach being toxic is not a joke. The previous stuff was intended to be humorous so you can take this a cue and laugh along with us.
I know, it is really hard joining us and understanding things this late in the game, but try to keep up and we will be glad to help out. Don't worry about asking questions. You won't look any stupider since you already voted for T-Rump.
Oh and when we say things like T-Rump, or Orange Menace we mean the man you elected and finally decided was possibly bad when things started to effect you, because you were not concerned with ethics, truth or compassion earlier.

[mwb970]

30. I approve of trump killing his followers. They deserve it.

[durablend]

31. Attendees need to do the right thing

In addition to pwning teh libs they need to pwn George Floyd.

BREATHE DEEP!!!!

and be sure to exhale a lot too!!!!

[keithbvadu2]

33. Pre-order your Tulsa souvenir T-shirt... No COD.

Pre-order your Tulsa souvenir T-shirt... No COD.

Make checks out to Ivanka Clothing.

[pink]

34. While the MAGAts are signing their disclosure forms

they should be sprayed with indelible ink so that for the next few weeks following the rally people in the street will know that they are potential carriers.