Jebus effin' Krist he's snorting and spewing shit at the same time

[malaise]

This is a disaster

[malaise]

1. In the jungles of Vietman

(and I was no where to be seen because of bone spurs)

[malaise]

2. His breathing is off - drinking water mid-speech

[Gidney N Cloyd]

13. With 2 hands.

[malaise]

20. The decline is moving with tasteless haste

This is really pathetic

[Buns_of_Fire]

14. Using both hands, no less. (They forgot the Presidential Sippy Cup back in D.C.) nt

[malaise]

23. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah for the sippy up

[Takket]

24. oh my......

i'm sure the media will seize upon that with many many stories about he is crippled by something like Parkinsons and question whether he is fit to serve and could die at any moment.......

oh wait this is drumpf, not Hillary... never mind.......

[malaise]

49. That, the jungles of Vietnam, the plethora of lies

and making it about himself

[C_U_L8R]

3. Maybe he needs a mask.

Say it, don't spray it dude.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

4. Gen. McCaffrey said there's a 50-50 chance he'll disgrace himself.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/quarrel-between-trump-and-military-leaders-intensifies-as-milley-apologizes-for-photo-op/2020/06/11/1a6d148c-abf4-11ea-9063-e69bd6520940_story.html

So those odds just increased?

[MontanaMama]

9. Or shit himself.

I hear that’s a thing with him...

[Buns_of_Fire]

5. I must say, you're looking particularly orange today, Mr. President. nt

[dhol82]

11. Thanks. I thought it was the color going funny on my tv.

[Buns_of_Fire]

31. It looks like his missed the right side of his forehead altogether.

Obviously, today only rated a Quick & Dirty spray job.

[OneBlueDotBama]

6. Ulisseous S Grant, n/t

[KewlKat]

7. Yeah...I caught that one as well.

[Takket]

27. he meant to say "Useless", since he was rooting for Lee to win.........

[Kid Berwyn]

47. "Useless" must be what his family called him.

Springs to mind immediately, as it were, like magic.

[dhol82]

8. He seems to have lost steam.

Started out much more energetic.

[MontanaMama]

12. Is he "low energy"?

[dhol82]

18. ........

[MoonRiver]

46. "Sleepy" maybe?

[malaise]

15. He knows its over

More of the same old bullshit

[yardwork]

38. Early in the day to be sundowning.

[KewlKat]

10. Why did they have to remove the masks?

[CottonBear]

16. Are the cadets not wearing masks? N/T

[dhol82]

43. Finally saw the cadets

Nope, no masks.

[CottonBear]

52. Oh no! That's awful. We've invested so much in their education & training

only to endanger their lives before they even begin their military careers.

Edit: Many thanks for taking one for the DU team by watching MF45 attempt to speak.
I watched a few minutes and couldn’t take any more.

[dhol82]

55. It was a pathetic spectacle.

Having Malcolm Nance give some commentary afterwards helped.

[malaise]

17. Good question because they said masks would be worn

I detest this creep

[dhol82]

19. I don't see shots of the cadets.

[dhol82]

21. Uh, oh - he's starting in on his greatest hits.

[hatrack]

32. "Lock her up?" Oh pleasepleasepleaseplese . . .

[Gidney N Cloyd]

22. Passionless speech.

[malaise]

50. Dull as Nance said

Trust me - I wasn't listening for inspiration

[spiderpig]

25. Hey malaise - can you hear me screaming at the screen ?

I'm only a continent away.

[malaise]

29. Hahahahahha

Hilarious

[malaise]

26. The army was born on his birthday

Yes draft dodger!

[dflprincess]

28. I'm just glad my dad couldn't hear babbling about MacArthur

Like most Pacific vets he hated Dugout Doug. He happened to be in NYC when MacArthurs funeral was held. He told my mom that he and several others vets at his meeting were thinking of dancing on his casket as it came up 5th Avenue.

[babylonsister]

30. I love all the enthusiasm from the cadets.

[malaise]

36. Not one cheered his birthday

but seriously was there really a metal chain way back then?

[dhol82]

39. They probably fell asleep listening to this dynamic speech!

[spanone]

33. he should have done this 'speech' in a studio....what a waste

[MontanaMama]

34. I don't know if I'm envious of you all watching

or relieved that I’m not. Watching my kiddo’s baseball team warming up for a game. Keep me in the loop!

[Takket]

37. i literlly watched 15 second then turned it off lol i can't do it.

[babylonsister]

40. You're safe, he's done, didn't miss a thing. nt

[Takket]

35. he's talknig aboutt he football team????????? WTF????????????

he made them be quarantined for two week so he could recap the football scores?????????????

[malaise]

42. Not once did they show the graduates

It was all about what he did

[spanone]

41. the 'applause' reminded me of 'Laugh-In'

[malaise]

44. A disaster from start to finish

Fuck him

[gopiscrap]

56. couldn't agree more

[KewlKat]

45. They wore the masks walking in, then took them off, now have to stand in front

Of the draft dodger and salute him, UNMASKED?

[PJMcK]

48. Hey, malaise!

Thanks for the blow-by-blow account! There is no way I could watch Trump speak. None. I can't even look at his ugly face.

How do you do it?!

[malaise]

51. I watch so I can ridicule

and not depend on others for clips. It is true that I detest the creep.

[onethatcares]

53. ya know what?

I could have never figured that out from your other postings my friend. Rock On.!

[malaise]

54. Bwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Grasswire2]

57. Love you, Malaise!

Such good cheer you provide us all.