Brad Parscale tweeted they had 800,000 ticket reservations for Tulsa.

[nolabear]

The responses were pretty much divided between “Tulsa has fewer than 400,000 people.” and “You know who made all those reservations, right? 😄”

I mean, how could he possibly think that sounds anything LIKE sane?

[brokephibroke]

1. That number is pure BS!

It’s at least 8,000,000. But trump hates to brag.

[nolabear]

4. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

You’re right. They’re so understated.

[Nevilledog]

2. Are you suggesting that they're lying?

[leftieNanner]

3. Brad has an audience of ONE!

He's just trying to keep his very lucrative job! Man's got a yacht payment coming up, you know.

[Iliyah]

5. He is living quite well . . .

[sfstaxprep]

6. And Yet They're STILL Accepting Requests

Isn't that kind of unfair to the 800,000 that have already requested?

[blogslut]

7. He also tweeted the Quiet Part out loud

"Biggest data haul and rally signup of all time by 10x"

Brad will sell his fat list of emails to future candidates.

[nolabear]

8. I forgot that very important part. The human harvest.

[Me.]

9. There You Go

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I bet they have sent 80,000 tickets. What will they do if more than 20,000 shows up. What could go wrong?

[not fooled]

15. Bwahaahaa

we all know how civil and well-behaved red don's maggots are.

[GoCubsGo]

10. LOL!!!

Bullshit. Got to be bulk requests, like their bulk purchasing of books to get RW authors onto the best-seller lists.

[not_the_one]

11. 1. It's a lie.

2. Bots

[Demobrat]

12. 800,000 people

Crammed into a venue that seats 19,200.

Can you say incubator?

[spanone]

13. get 'em all in there.....they'll fit...a no mask zone.

[3Hotdogs]

14. Not to worry. No masks in that place.

They ain't no lib'rl snowflakes.

[Initech]

16. So 800,000 tickets for a 20,000 seat arena in a town with a population of 390,000.

Something doesn't pass the smell test here.

[Aussie105]

17. I see dead people.

Go there, enjoy, be part of my future vision.

[James48]

18. Hey, I got mine.

Didn’t you get your tickets yet?

[Blue Owl]

19. There there little Donny, do you feel all better now?

Maybe some warm milk from your sippy cup will make you feel even better...