Ted Cruz challenges Ron Perlman to wrestle... Gym Jordan?

[Dennis Donovan]

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Ted Cruz ✔@tedcruz

Listen Hellboy. You talk good game when you’ve got Hollywood makeup & stuntmen. But I’ll bet $10k—to the nonpolitical charity of your choice—that you couldn’t last 5 min in the wrestling ring w/ @Jim_Jordan w/o getting pinned. You up for it? Or does your publicist say too risky?

Ron Perlman ✔ @perlmutations

PS: You’re lucky for this guy Matt. If it weren’t for him you’d be the ugliest politician walking. @mattgaetz

Toby Morton @tobymorton

What could go wrong...

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[fleur-de-lisa]

1. How manly! Offer up . . . Someone else to rassle

in your place?

Ted defended Gym Jordan more than he defended his wife.

[MrModerate]

7. Not to mention that Jordan's style of wrestling isn't exactly up to NCAA standards. n/t

[sunonmars]

17. Jordan's more used to being lookout in the shower block.

[gordianot]

2. When you challenge someone to a duel you let them choose the weapon.

.....And you issue yourself in the duel. Ted is a total chicken shit.

[PCIntern]

3. Hey Teddy...

Never mind: I had so many visions of alternatives but each of them would probably lead to the post being removed for obscenity. So I’ll pass this time…

[SharonClark]

4. Cruz is a cartoon bully.

[William Seger]

11. Actually, he's just the snotty punk who follows the schoolyard bully around

[bobbieinok]

5. What in the world is going on?? Saw a Dr Janaway said he's only believe this in

today's messed up world

And who suggests a wrestling coach to fight in. his place against a 71yo?

Didn't realize Trump's illness had infected Cruz!!

[demmiblue]

6. And there's more!

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[cactusfractal]

8. Classic Republican "let's you and him fight" energy n/t

[GoneOffShore]

9. What is it with Republicant's like Jordan and Cruz and the whole swinging sausage nonsense?

And Matt Gaetz, the little pasty creep.

[NewJeffCT]

10. Perlman is 71 years old

Jim Jordan is 56. Perlman might be a bigger guy overall, but that's a big age difference.

[TNNurse]

12. I still think Perlman could take him,

but Jordan did not call for it, Cruz did. So I know he could squash Cruz without much effort.

[sunonmars]

13. Jordan is like that gym coach you were warned off by friends and always appeared at changing time.

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

14. Now Matt Gaetz is joining the tag team

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[sunonmars]

15. Gaetz would piss his pants if Perlman squared up to him.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

16. Liberal MP whips Conservative Senator, goes on to become Prime Minister

When you read his book you find that he beat the heavier stronger man by using strategy and no small amount of skill.



Red is Liberal Party, blue is Conservative Party.

[sarge43]

18. Mr Perlman, take out just enough to win. n/t

[George II]

19. The first thing Jordan would do is grab 'im by the balls.

[dmr]

20. So this is what its come to: Republican Congress act like middle school bullies

They're so brave hiding behind their Twitter accounts.

So brave they offer up their colleague to beat up an elderly man.

They are wimpy bullies.

Not a lick of sense among them. Not an ounce of maturity, either. I bet they think they're the popular cool guys, too.

[Blue Owl]

21. Ted. Fucking. Cruz.

Can ya believe this guy???