God's a bit testy over the easing of lockdown restrictions in some states.

[Different Drummer]

[pwb]

1. If we won't save his earth then he will.

With less people. But now with mostly stupid people without masks he may not welcome them? They endanger his.

[BamaRefugee]

2. BUT but but..all those bearded guys had GUNS! Didn't they kill COVID????

[RainCaster]

3. But but but... Benghazi!

Her emails!

[PJMcK]

4. Hey, God!

You blithering idiot! Why did you create these viruses?

You created humans and you've been trying to kill us ever since. What's up with that? I thought you were supposed to love us.

Sorry, but you've let down your entire creation.

Loser.

[lunatica]

5. LOL!

If you’re still alive then it’s proof god doesn’t exist!

[PJMcK]

6. A guy was golfing with a priest

Every time the guy hit a bad shot, he'd scream, "God damn it! I missed!"

After a half dozen of these outbursts, the priest said, "You shouldn't use the Lord's name in vain. That's a sin and you'll make God angry."

These words had no effect on the other guy and he continued his blasphemous behavior through the round.

On his approach to the 18th green, the guy hit his ball into a pond and he let loose with a rant that would curl your eyebrows.

Suddenly, dark clouds appeared overhead and the priest said, "I warned you!"

Just then a bolt of lightning came blasting from the sky missing the golfing guy by mere inches.

A deep voice from the heavens screamed, "God damn it! I missed!"

[lunatica]

7. Hahahahaaa!

Hahahahaha! Hahahahahahahahaaa!

[KY_EnviroGuy]

8. God's twin brother says....

Link to tweet

Text:

Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien
God is looking down on humans right now thinking, “Damn. Maybe I should try dinosaurs again?”

God @TheTweetOfGod
This is correct.

KY.......