Ben Shapiro haz a sad (Twitter)

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1. Mitch McConnell Gently Tells Trump Why He Can't Fire Neil Gorsuch

Mitch McConnell Gently Tells Trump Why He Can’t Fire Neil Gorsuch

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—In an Oval Office meeting described as "tense," the Senate Majority Leader, Mitch McConnell, explained to Donald J. Trump why he cannot fire Supreme Court Justice Neil Gorsuch.

According to sources, McConnell rushed to the White House after being informed of Trump's plan to terminate Gorsuch and replace him with the Fox News host Jeanine Pirro.

In the Oval Office, Trump adamantly told McConnell, "When I hire someone, I have the right to fire him if he turns out to be a jerk."

McConnell slowly and carefully explained that Supreme Court Justices are appointed for life, but Trump refused to accept this position.

"I can fire this Neil Gorsuch joker just like I fired Jeff Sessions and Gary Busey," Trump said, adding that he planned to add a ramp outside the Supreme Court to speed Gorsuch's departure.

https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report/mitch-mcconnell-gently-tells-trump-why-he-cant-fire-neil-gorsuch

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2. Good. They are all whining, ranting, and raving. They call themselves 'conservatives' ...

but I can think of other adjectives that describe them to a 'T' that far better describe them. In historical terms, said conservatives have dominated only about 5% of politics, so their moment in the sun has come and is now descending. Finally enough of their nonsense and BS.

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3. Some of the replies are glorious

This idiot thought there's a god given right to discriminate. The intellectual hero of the right...