The Great Perlman/Cruz Ass Whooping continues.

[nolabear]

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Find and follow the whole thing if you can.
I haven’t been this happy in months.

[leftieNanner]

1. I love the one where Ted Cruz

offers to wrestle Perlman. Oh wait. That's wrong. Ted offers for Gym Jordan to wrestle Perlman.

"Let's you and him fight." Do I have that right?

The whole thing is hilarious! Gaetz and Cruz think they are so clever. Perlman just toys with them. Like a cat with a lizard.

indeed

[nolabear]

2. I liked the part where Cruz couldn't separate playing a villain from being one.

The people coming after him for not defending his wife and father as much as he did Gaetz has been FABULOUS.

[leftieNanner]

3. "Everybody hates Ted Cruz."

Quote from Al Franken's book.

He really is a smarmy, entitled little jerk. Man, but I wish Beto had beaten him. He still has another 4 years in the Senate.

[dweller]

6. well, if it comes to a Cruz/turtle vs Perlman match

maybe Beto can tag out with Perlman .. I can see him now riding on the top
rope of the ring launching a full flying body slam on cruz, on his skateboard

✌🏼

[leftieNanner]

7. X 1,000,000,000,000

[nolabear]

12. OhGodOhGodOhGod!!!

Take that any way you want...

[rustysgurl]

21. In the words of the illustrious Ferret ...

(and I'm paraphrasing here). Ted Cruz has the most punchable face in the world. When I read that I snorted my beverage and damn near ruined a laptop.

[keithbvadu2]

9. Rafael: My buddy and I are here to kick ass and take names.

Rafael: My buddy and I are here to kick ass and take names.
I have the pencil.

Gym: Wait a minute pal-o'-mine.

[keithbvadu2]

11. They like movie roles?

They like movie roles?

Ron in his 'Alien' movie: I mostly just hurt people.

[tblue37]

4. Preet Bharara's response to this dick measuring contest:

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[Tipperary]

5. Spot on.

God, it is like high school out there.

[leftieNanner]

8. I think Ted's more on the middle school level

8th grade bully.

[nolabear]

13. Yeah...as long as they aren't GOP.

Bitches be cray, as the young folks say.

[Grokenstein]

20. Bing!

Winner and still champion!

[Mopar151]

10. Pay per view wrestling!

Giant tag team event! Mayor Pete teams up with Ron Perlman in a classic "speed & power" tag team, with Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson as coach and manager. The ass whipping unleashed on Gym (socks) Jordan, on behalf of every kid Gym ever ever bullied, will have blood all over the ring before the first pinfall!
When. Big Ron tags in, he will suplex Ted Cruz into the turnbuckle where Gym is cowering! Epic! Special guest referee Blind Mike Tyson will have to stop the match!

[nolabear]

14. Proceeds to the Biden2020 Campaign!

[IcyPeas]

15. gym jordan

the side affect of this spat is people are also tweeting lots of things referring to gym jordans past of turning a blind eye to sexual abuse.

I’m so glad @tedcruz reminded us of @Jim_Jordan’s wrestling days...did Jim ever get investigated for aiding and abetting in the molestation of the wrestlers who were under his watch and came to him for help, whom he ignored? How can this guy serve in Congress???

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[Chili]

16. Quest for Fire

I remember him from his first movie back in 1981 - Quest for Fire - loved it!

Am now I'm lovin' him!

[nolabear]

18. Cruz kept calling him Hellboy til he realized it was a compliment.

[niyad]

17. Am I the only person who remembers him as Vincent in the tv version. Of "Beautu

And The Beast"?

I had no idea his cv was so extensive.

[nolabear]

19. I do! He was perfect for that shot lived part.

[aeromanKC]

22. This needs to be Pay per View'd!!

Trump would be jealous of the ratings!!

[Upthevibe]

23. I love....

Rob Perlman.......

[czarjak]

24. Yes, Ron, stand strong. Don't blink either. Make Teddie proud!

[mahatmakanejeeves]

25. Ted Cruz challenges actor Ron Perlman to wrestle Jim Jordan after attack on Gaetz

Men are exhausting.

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Ted Cruz challenges actor Ron Perlman to wrestle Jim Jordan after attack on Gaetz
BY JOE CONCHA - 06/15/20 11:25 AM EDT