Heads up! Trump Press conference on police reform coming up now.

[Solomon]

[soothsayer]

1. Well he was 2 hours late yesterday

But he could be on within the hour to sign whatever this is.

[Solomon]

2. Ooh. Look at all the black guys!

Never seen that many at a Trump conference or rally.

[jls4561]

4. It's very important to get the props correct

Props before policy, that's the BLOTUS motto. If only they could come up with policy.

[Laelth]

8. Tom is a very common name.

He might have had some trouble finding so many UNCLES, however.



-Laelth

[Hugin]

3. I wonder what masterful insight is going to emerge from the Me-Me Teletubbie's gut.

"If we stop tracking racism, pretty soon there would be none." or some such gibbering.

[CatWoman]

5. now watch him completely fuck it up

[soothsayer]

6. Hey he's on

Currently reading names of “incredible people” x2 who died by police.

[demmiblue]

7. Good lawd, he is trying to express sympathy.

[malaise]

10. Couldn't even pronounce Botham

Ah well

[soothsayer]

9. Pretending we grieve together

Pursuing what we said and pursuing it strongly l, right, bill?

[spanone]

11. Not one Democrat there.

FUCK HIM

[soothsayer]

12. Moscow Mitch and gym Jordan and others

Working on other crap.

[jls4561]

16. Don't that give you confidence?

Not.

[soothsayer]

13. Historically low crime rates

Um... quarantine helped.

[highplainsdem]

14. He just said "defend" instead of "defund." Said he opposes attempts to defend police.

Editing to add a reporter's tweet about that:

Link to tweet

[soothsayer]

18. Ha

[spanone]

29. he's a piss-poor reader.

[mucifer]

15. gonna piss off his nazi buddies

[soothsayer]

17. Encouraging police departments to adopt high standards

Encouraging???

[highplainsdem]

23. Yep. That's all.

[soothsayer]

19. Ha lost his place ahead of 9/11 tear jerking

[demmiblue]

20. This is just so tone deaf. n/t

[nolabear]

21. He's only touting the police who have been shot. And are there specifics?

[soothsayer]

24. He's so stupid

[soothsayer]

22. This sounds like a toothless exec order

Drumpf says 89 leos killed, some recently. One paralyzed, shot in the head.

Hey how’s the Buffalo old man who got shoved and hit brain damage?

[nolabear]

25. REPRESENTATIVES????? The National Guard are REPRESENTATIVES???

Oh this is going south FAST.

[dalton99a]

26. LAW AND ORDER, LAW AND ORDER. RESPECT YOUR POLICE OFFICER!!!

DON'T FORGET. LAW AND ORDER!

[soothsayer]

27. Americans demand law and order

They don’t even know it.

Silent majority he keeps tweeting about?

[soothsayer]

28. Says "rape" like he says China

Weirdo rapist.

[jls4561]

30. Notice what he's not saying:

Racism, black lives matter, excessive force.

Translation of what he did say: "The police should stop killing black people on video. It's bad for my ratings."

Looting, bashing blue cities, Seattle...it's too early to start a drinking game on the west coast, but if he says "Antifa", I'm gonna start.

[Solly Mack]

31. He's as one note as ever.

[soothsayer]

32. Chokeholds banned

Except when they’re not. Already a loophole

[nolabear]

33. Welp, this is pretty much as expected.

Deliberately sucking up to police while demanding nothing. No definition of high standards. Excusing killers as not having had training, yaddayadda.

[blogslut]

34. He's talking like he's got vaseline under his dentures instead of paste

again

[soothsayer]

35. New weapons (jeezus) non lethal

Sure

[soothsayer]

36. Obama getting blamed

Too complex for Obama

[dalton99a]

40. Yep.

[Solomon]

43. He didn't fix it cause he didn't know how.

[nolabear]

37. Okay, some reasonable ideas. And followed by a slam against Obama/Biden.

He just can’t do anything right.

[soothsayer]

38. Congress will do more

But this is a big, big step

Now criticizing dems

[soothsayer]

39. No one has ever delivered results like we've delivered

He slurred...

[riversedge]

47. school choice. over and over. This is suspose to be about police reform

[lillypaddle]

49. That's the fucking truth, BunkerBoy!

Nobody has seen anything like it.

[jls4561]

41. Obama/Biden bashing.

General Democratic bashing.

Stealing other's ideas without acknowledging them.

[riversedge]

45. Never a day goes by without Obama-Dem bashing by Trump

[riversedge]

42. What the fuck? People dont know they want or even need law and order...but they need it. Face with

Trump bragging on and on about his accomplishments. dah dah

Bubbagirl #blacklivesmatter
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What the fuck? People dont know they want or even need law and order...but they need it.
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[soothsayer]

44. Bringing up HBCU funding

42 people, great people

“No, sir, for years we’ve had to come back year after year.”

Now I don’t have to see them every year.

[lillypaddle]

46. JFC it's a goddamn campaign speech

ho hum. What else is new? God, can that man DRONE on and on and on ...

Why can't he just catch CV and die? and Pence and mitch, too. Do we have praying hands emoji? Maybe it's time.

[Solomon]

48. Now he's on school choice and the virus from Jina

[soothsayer]

50. Very strong on school choice

School. Choice.

“People made equal by God,so true.”

Employment helps the minorities. Helps everyone, pls people, etc

Virus came from China.

Big big salaries, then China virus. Retail sales up 17 percent.

[soothsayer]

51. Something about jobs and big checks

Which is why everyone was broke 2 weeks into lockdown

[treestar]

52. Since no police department is federal, other than the FBI

or other enforcement of federal law, like ICE, IRS, etc., Dingbat Donnie has no say here and he's just using it to get more attention and the press of course has to go along.

[jls4561]

53. Now he's onto "the virus is over, the stock market is up"

I'm sure he thinks Rayshard Brooks is looking down from heaven and is having a great day.

[riversedge]

54. Trumps bragging..................

Link to tweet

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[Solomon]

55. He'll have a vaccine by the end of the year!

[ooky]

56. Why is CNN still showing this shit?

I expect it on M$NBC but was hoping for better from CNN.

[soothsayer]

57. Vaccines coming and cures and stuff

Aids vaccine and various other things. Ebbed without it, it goes away.

If no one tampers with my “formula” the economy will come back.

[demmiblue]

58. ... it goes away.

[jls4561]

59. MSNBC just cut to Muriel Bowser.

[Solomon]

60. Come on wind! Please blow that thing off his head!!

[demmiblue]

61. MSNBC just cut him off saying that it is becoming a campaign rally...

and pointing out the lies.

[soothsayer]

62. "safe, beautiful,elegant justice"

I feel a “How to Justice” coming on

[txwhitedove]

66. 👍

[Solomon]

63. Runaway!!! Runaway!!!

https:/

[soothsayer]

64. And he's gone

Magically, like the virus from chy-na.

[demmiblue]

65. The passing of the Sharpies...