Just in time for Father's Day: The President Trump Express

[trof]

From the Bradford Exchange: The President Trump Express



choo choo
woo hoo

[RainCaster]

1. I think I'm being railroaded

[Freedomofspeech]

11. 😂

[Sinistrous]

2. ...

[Blue Owl]

3. Is there a miniature HO-scale FLOTUS included?

n/t

[Disaffected]

4. As it runs

in circles (until it crashes or burns).

[malaise]

5. WIll they include the train wreck?

See my signature line

[tanyev]

14. Here ya go.

[malaise]

15. Choking with laughter

[Newest Reality]

6. Shipment 4:

Shipment 4: A free, 10-foot thick, 30-foot high brick wall for your train to roar into at high speed just like America as Trump leads you to even greater greatness. It's a great way to simulate the winning right at home.

[jaysunb]

7. I get it

The rest of the world has moved on to high speed rail and we're supposed to go back to choo choo trains. Lawd

[soothsayer]

8. Can it go down an incline?

[Laelth]

13. Nice. n/t

-Laelth

[area51]

9. Made in China, no doubt. n/t

[unc70]

10. How much is each shipment?

[eleny]

12. is baby jesus riding on top of the coal car?

[JDC]

16. Blows lots of smoke and goes off the rails constantly.