What do you think costs Trump the most, his bleached teeth...

[Thomas Hurt]

keeping himself in lifts, or the hair and makeup?

[TreasonousBastard]

1. Please! I'm eating.

[Blue Owl]

2. His diaper bill must be fairly high

n/t

[Marie Marie]

5. This gets my vote - tied with the bill for Adderall and Tranquilizers,

depending on the tone of the speech he is supposed to give.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

3. I think those are dentures, not bleached teeth.

They're too even to be real.

[leftieNanner]

6. I think he has veneers

And has them redone on a regular basis. Kinda like the acrylic nails I had back in the 80s.

Unfortunately, (as I understand) if you get them done too often, you end up damaging and weakening the original teeth underneath.

[leftyladyfrommo]

10. I think they may be denyures. I think they fell out

during a speech. Guffaw. Guffaw

[Alacritous Crier]

4. His hooker wife.

[leftieNanner]

8. WINNER!

[Atticus]

7. I think the complete repainting necessary each time he sheds his skin must be

close to the top of his cosmetic expenses.

[leftieNanner]

11. Where do they stash the molt?

It's gotta be huge!

[Atticus]

14. Bunker? nt

[leftieNanner]

15. OMG!

THAT's why he slithered down there!!

You figured it out Atticus!

[CurtEastPoint]

9. Melanoma. She's what costs.

[dweller]

12. his interest payments on his debts

nf'nt

✌🏼

[leftieNanner]

16. He's been paying those

out of our hides and our national security. Putin has been calling in some markers.

[leftyladyfrommo]

13. He is definitely very high maintenance. nt

[pecosbob]

17. It's gotta be the shoes...

[lunasun]

18. He is such a mess . He should get refunds on all of his cosmetic adjustments if he did pay for them

Slap who ever sold him on all that ridiculous stuff that hides nothing
He should just try a nice tailored suit and lay off the drugs
If he has a “dresser” and/or “stylist” , consultant whatever , I bet they get big bucks for making him look like shit too

His wife wears a lot of expensive clothes I hope she gets those for free because her plastic surgery and dress choices often make her look freaky too even though it’s expensive no accounting for taste

[empedocles]

19. Bribes - blackmail can't do it all

[fleur-de-lisa]

20. The First Prostitute and the hookers?

[TheNewNumberTwo]

21. #dumptheturdnov3

Cheeseburger Futures are still likely high for now, but watch their stock dive....

[Demovictory9]

22. the tanning... it seems to require more upkeep. teeth veneers last for years