The book cover Mary Trump chose

[lunatica]

She picked a picture he surely doesn’t like. Now we know where Eric Trump’s Butthead and Beavis visage came from. It also explains why he and Jr and Ivanka chose to buy their toothy choppers that they like to flash and dazzle us with. The same goes for his ears which he so assiduously covers with his hair. It explains the real reason he won’t wear a mask.

[PJMcK]

1. Trump should wear a mask

You know, like in the old days. A death mask.

[bobbieinok]

4. I got to see a real death mask in 91. Of Luther in cathedral at Halle!

[soothsayer]

2. ROTC photo?

[Brother Buzz]

6. High School photo

New York military Academy

[QED]

18. All those athletic awards & activities

amazing for someone with bone spurs.

[Under The Radar]

21. Impressive that he could accomplish such "feets"

[Control-Z]

40. Made me chuckle.

That's hard to do these days. Thanks!

[dmr]

63. Drivers Ed Club ... oh, WOW!

Such a big deal! I'm so impressed ... NOT!

There actually was a club? Mine was just an optional summer's class.

[dalton99a]

3. The little sociopath grew up to be The Big Sociopath

[calimary]

30. What a shitty makeup job!

You're not supposed to see a line making it so obvious where the pancake stops.

Must do it himself.

[yonder]

76. Painters tape.

[shanti]

32. That has to be

one his most hideous pics and that's saying something!

[Scarsdale]

38. He has eyes

like a lizard.

[smirkymonkey]

60. He really does. Something about his eyes really bothers me.

Other than the fact that they are dead and soulless, there is something about the shape of them that creeps me out.

And don't even get me started on that anus mouth!

[Red Pest]

82. Don't insult lizards!

Trump is a failed human. Comparing him to other animals insults the animals.

[LiberalLovinLug]

39. What a freak!

[Butterflylady]

45. You need a warning with that picture.

OMG his head is enormous.

[SammyWinstonJack]

61. GAH!

[dmr]

64. Looks like a turtle.

No wonder he and Moscow Mitch work together destroying America. They are poisonous, after all.

[Squidly]

71. My god, that hair...

No wonder so many MAGAts love him....its a friggin mullet!! He's one of them!!

[TexasBushwhacker]

79. You know that's Photoshopped, right?

He's ugly enough in real life.

[UTUSN]

5. Makes Alfred E. NEUMAN look good!1

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And I *love* the sub-title. Although I don't like humor that makes SHITLER look "cute" the resemblance to Alfred E. NEUMAN was automatic!1

[Kitchari]

19. Exactly

That was my first thought, as well!

[UTUSN]

28. gmta!1

[OMGWTF]

46. I always thought GWB looked like Alfred E. Neuman

[louis-t]

59. Look at the photos of GWB and Ted Bundy

side by side. The caption is 'Separated at birth'. Unbelievable.

[UTUSN]

66. Poor Alfred, born under a bad doppelganger star!1

[Pachamama]

7. How is she related to Trump?

I heard a reference to a book and was confuse because I thought his mother’s name was Mary so I was confused.

Is this book real? Fascinating and I am curious to hear more....

I bet Trump and his evil spawn are freaking out over this one and wondering how they can have William “Roy Cohn” Barr do something to stop this publication too...

[SWBTATTReg]

8. brother of donald trump's daughter

[lunatica]

15. I think you mean his dead brother's daughter

Fred Jr., who died an alcoholic, after being sidelined and pushed aside for years by Fred Sr. And Donald Trump. He lacked the family Narcissist gene.

[SWBTATTReg]

24. Yes. I didn't think that needed to be said too, but the clarification is good too.

[lunatica]

25. I knew what you meant but for some reason I read it differently

[SWBTATTReg]

29. Every little bit helps, eh? I could have said it differently (I actually debated before I posted),

but thought it would be okay as it was originally written. The person could have done an internet search too, to find out her relationship w/ rump (don the con artist) but didn't either, so perhaps they didn't have access to the internet or what.

Take care and be safe!

[Pachamama]

50. So you are blaming me now claiming I should not ask a question on DU?

I appreciated your original answer. But to now critique me in order to defend yourself because I skied Lunatica a question?

Seriously?

Been on DU for 15 years and never had that happen for a fellow DUer...

[PTWB]

27. "Niece"

[cwydro]

52. She is his niece.

[True Blue American]

56. Niece

[niyad]

10. Liar in chief's dead brother's daughter.

[snowybirdie]

11. She's his niece

Daughter of D. Trump's deceased brother,Fred, Jr. (She got cut from Grandpa's will after Donnie influenced the senile old man and had him change it).

[lagomorph777]

33. Karma's a bitch - comes at you when you least expect it.

[OMGWTF]

47. Karma's only a bitch if you are.

[lagomorph777]

57. So true!

[StarfishSaver]

9. Wow

[live love laugh]

58. Yeah I'm speechless 😶 too. nt

[PatSeg]

12. Actually

that is the only halfway decent photo I've ever seen of him. Trump may have looked better when he was younger, but he never looked very good. Then as he got older, he got uglier.

[yonder]

13. We know where Eric got his toothy grin.

[Under The Radar]

20. Exactly. He had the same gummy uppers as Eric does now

I believe that all of the children had braces too, so I do t understand why Eric’s teeth remain imperfect

[yonder]

22. Gummy uppers. Ewww. Sounds like a disgusting candy.

[lagomorph777]

35. Amphetamine gummies - yummy!

Maybe that's why he sniffs when he makes public appearances.

[llmart]

75. His front teeth look like inverted candy corn.

However, the teeth he has now don't look much better. When he gives that phoney smile I always cringe. Looks like he got a bad set of false choppers.

[mainer]

14. I just pre-ordered it. It's gonna be a humdinger

Apparently Mary hates her uncle's guts.

[lunatica]

16. She was victimized viciously by Donald Trump

as was her father.

[soldierant]

41. Was DT*'s nephew with cerebral palsy, whose health care DT* cut off, her brother? nt

[lunatica]

55. I'm not sure but if Trump had been decent this would never have happened.

Of course he won’t see it that way. He MUST forever be the victim.

[GopherGal]

70. Her nephew

the son of her brother, Fred III (who was DT*'s nephew)

[soldierant]

80. Thanks. So she saw that first-hand also. NT.

[mainer]

81. Yes, the boy with CP is author Mary's brother

People get confused because there are two Marys in the family, Donald's sister and also his niece. The niece wrote the book.

[soldierant]

84. Three, including Donald's mother.

Quite a few Mary's for a non-Catholic family, in fact.

[demtenjeep]

72. wonder if he molested her?

I mean, he has a penchant for underage girls- he threw rocks at babies

[lunatica]

17. His smile was always fake.

Of course he was always fake too.

[live love laugh]

74. His eyes have no smile in them. nt

[ancianita]

23. Unlike his taxes, NDA's and Bolton's book, Trump can't stop THIS tell-all.

The crazy cult, gun humpers and right wing media might not take it well.

I hope she watches her back.

Mary might be family, but "accidents" can happen.

[Nevilledog]

36. She supposedly signed an NDA.

Mary Trump signed an NDA following a 2001 settlement after litigation disputing Fred Trump’s estate, according to people familiar with the matter. That NDA states she is not allowed to publish anything regarding the litigation or her relationship with Donald, Maryanne, and Robert.

https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-considers-suing-his-niece-mary-trump-over-her-tell-all-book-saying-she-signed-an-nda

[ancianita]

53. Welp, he's got until July 28. I hope Simon & Schuster is ready for him. He'll lose, but she'll sell

[Evolve Dammit]

26. She has a doctorate. Should be very enlightening? 3 years ago would have been better, but...

[lagomorph777]

31. He would look a lot better with a mask - the more covered the better.

At least enough to conceal that anusmouth.

[Scarsdale]

44. I guess they made him

remove the KKK hood for the photo.

[Control-Z]

49. I've thought that about him AND about a few others.

The one who came to mind first - who would be most improved with the mask on - was Mitch McConnell.

Other than Halloween this will likely be the only time in his life when he can pretend he has a chin. Good times.

[Warpy]

34. It also paraphrases an AA slogan

"One is too many and a thousand isn't enough." This is also throwing some serious shade on a whole bunch of different levels.

I love the school bully with adding machine eyes picture.

[knightmaar]

37. I can see the little eagle on his collar tips, with the swastika in its claws

Can anyone else see it?

[dameatball]

42. Sadly, "The World's Most Dangerous Man" is what his base thinks is a compliment.

[liberalla]

43. I really like the title. I admit that I'm curious about what's in the book...

[bluestarone]

48. I don't know about others here BUT

Somehow i CANNOT believe the awards and or medals he received in school! I'm positive DADDY had a lot to do with him receiving them! Just my feelings! HIS WHOLE FUCKING LIFE IS LIES!!

[Ilsa]

62. I bet the teachers had the family dynamics all figured out.

They probably saw donald as a spoiled, troubled, unloved child with no self-confidence. The awards were probably an attempt to boost his low self-esteem. Instead, they fed his narcissism, maybe, like his cult does now?

I don't have a problem with the young picture of him. I don't mind his ears or teeth. He looks nice in the pic, IMO. But that just proves that any degree of "beauty" is only skin deep. Behind that face lies the shrunken brain of a callous, narcissistic, bigoted evil creature that is afraid of women.

[lunatica]

67. I think he looks soft in that picture, like a marshmallow

He wasn’t ugly, but he was as a person. He was never as elegant looking as they portrayed him on The Apprentice. I wonder if that’s when he started wearing tan makeup, after he saw pictures of himself.

[malaise]

51. I'm betting that her father told her that the Con hates this pic

I always knew a family member would eventually surface - perfect. I may just buy this one

[NurseJackie]

65. Well... we know that Eric wasn't adopted.

Poor stupid Eric looks that way naturally.

[malaise]

68. You win the thread

[Skidmore]

54. Trump and Ivanka

both have Chiclets teeth now. Not a good look.

[demtenjeep]

73. he got proficient???? and awards for that???

proficient is a 2 on a 5 point scale.

nothing to get awards for-

[drmeow]

77. Whenever I see pictures of younger DT

I think of this guy:

[Blue Owl]

78. The Gums is strong in that one

n/t

[xxqqqzme]

83. Hairline already showing signs of

receding. And thinning has started on top.

Happened to my uncle and then his son in their early 20s.