Susan Collins Puts Bolton Book in Amazon Cart but Remains Undecided About Placing Order

[EarthFirst]

Senator Susan Collins has put John Bolton’s new book in her Amazon cart but is undecided about placing an order for it, Collins confirmed on Thursday.

Speaking to reporters at the Senate, Collins called the decision to pull the trigger on the Bolton book “one of the most wrenching of my career.”

The Republican senator from Maine indicated that, even if she ultimately decides to buy Bolton’s book, she is leaving open the possibility of returning the book to Amazon.

“All options are on the table,” she said.

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[grumpyduck]

1. Susan, you're just smelling the wind again.

Either put up or shut the fuck up.

[unblock]

2. lol!

[Blue Owl]

3. Bwah!

[mobeau69]

4. Now that is funny stuff!

[tavernier]

5. Omg, not the unraveling pearls!!!

She must be un-stringed!!!

[IllinoisBirdWatcher]

6. K & R for great title and humor. Thank you for posting. n/t

[central scrutinizer]

7. If her order gets timed out

A strongly worded letter of concern will soon follow.

[ananda]

8. ROFL

[Laelth]

9. Undoubtedly, she's extremely concerned about this decision. n/t

-Laelth

[spooky3]

10. Knr

[ProfessorGAC]

11. I Knew It Was Satire Immediately

Was thinking Horowitz, too.
That was funny.

[ashredux]

12. LOL...I actually did laugh out loud

[yaesu]

13. she forgot to add a bible. nt

[bringthePaine]

14. well, she's fundamentally opposed to reading because every page starts from the left🧐

[LudwigPastorius]

15. Now, that's good stuff.

[PlanetBev]

16. No, Susan...

The most wrenching thing in your career will be when the good people of Maine pry that senate seat out of your very concerned hands.

[JDC]

17. Good premise.

[George II]

18. Maybe she can borrow Squee's copy?

[James48]

19. Well, she's "very concerned" that it could be hard to read.

What with all those letters lined up and jumbled into sentences.

[Tribetime]

20. 😄😄😄😃😃😃😃