Ron Perlman Offers to Cast Ted Cruz In "Go To Hell, Boy"
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA — Actor Ron Perlman has reportedly reached out to a Republican senator and offered him a part in an upcoming movie. It’s unclear at this time whether Perlman’s offer to to cast Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Trump’s Rectal Cavity) in the upcoming film entitled Go To Hell, Boy, is an attempt to extend an olive branch of peace, but according to several people close to the situation, Perlman is completely sincere in his offer.
“At the very least, Ron’s willing to meet Senator Cruz in a park or something, to you know, see if he’s got what it takes to be in the new movie,” one person attached to the film told us. “The movie’s about this smarmy fuck muppet who doesn’t even have the balls to defend his wife from being called ugly, much less his dad from being accused of helping to plot JFK’s assassination, getting his ass beat by a 70 year old actor. It’s a part Teddy was born to play, really.”
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