Ivanka, Melania, Kimberly Guilfoyle, and Kayleigh Mcenany might have been exposed to C-19 and ...

[Botany]

... so they will all have to undergo quarantine until this coming Thursday. Why so
short you ask? The virus can only lives 3 days on plastic.

[blm]

1. Add Kellyanne. The plastic is still fresh on her.

[leftieNanner]

6. You beat me to it!

She did disappear for a while recently..............

[lame54]

13. Are we sure that's not Dr. Birx...

We haven't see her in a while

[lastlib]

16. If the virus gets under the plastic....

how long can it live on lizard-skin?

Asking for a friend............

[a kennedy]

2. Ha ha ha........now that is funny.

[underpants]

3. Ha!

[pwb]

4. Good one.

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[leftieNanner]

5. You are BAD!

Don't forget Kellyanne Conway. She looks like she's had a little "touch up" recently. Which also explains why she kinda disappeared for a little while. Had some kidney work done, maybe?

[Botany]

8. I beg of you not to send that joke to other social media platforms.

I would hate it if it went viral.

[leftieNanner]

11. Oh! Heavens No!

Because that would definitely be a terrible thing to do.

I don't know how George can stand it.

[erronis]

19. They both profit from mentions - good, bad, ugly. They're both nothing more than PR hacks

and need the clicks to get sponsors.

[leftieNanner]

21. Well said. nt

[monmouth4]

17. Ooops, my bad. I sent it to 92 friends of mine on FB. I'm sure they won't spread it to their

friends...LOL.

[MontanaMama]

23. Touch up?

KAC has an overhaul.

[leftieNanner]

24. A Shocking Transformation!

I've chosen to cherish my wrinkles and embrace my white hair. I earned them!

But when you work for the Orange One, you must be perpetually youthful looking.

[House of Roberts]

7. Hydroxychloroquine all around!

[hlthe2b]

9. silicone... cough...cough...

[TheBlackAdder]

31. What does Carnac the Magnificent have to say about this?

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[CountAllVotes]

10. .

Plastic fantastic!

& recommend!!

[Brainfodder]

12. Next it's rounds of F-M-K?

Well, I have seen Melanie naked, so there is that.

[Miigwech]

14. LOL. Got it ... Brits call it "plastic fantastic"

.... I would leave off the fantastic, in this case.

[Soxfan58]

15. OMFG

That's funny!

[Nevilledog]

18. How history will record finding out that silicone is a cure for COVID-19 ......

Ivanka, Melania, Kimberly and Kayleigh walk into a rally........

[calimary]

27. Don't forget the botox shots!

And facial fillers. They may help, too.

[Nevilledog]

28. Restylane to the Rescue!

[erronis]

20. News Alert: Scientists have developed a new virus that consumes plastic and reproduces new

barbies.

Trump is in heaven thinking about all those little pussies running around.

[sarge43]

22. Thanks heaps

I just cleaned this laptop.

[calimary]

25. As the Chris Christie staffer said after she helped close down the commuter bridge

from New Jersey to New York City, to punish the local mayor for not endorsing Christie's reelection:

"Is it wrong that I'm smiling?"

[Niagara]

26. Good one!

[DBoon]

29. Speaking of plastic people

[TheBlackAdder]

30. Don't be fooled -- Underneath that plastic exoskeleton lies a Dalek.

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