Rally attendees are being given wrist bands as they enter the arena...

[George II]

I guess that's to make it easier to identify when they keel over.

[leftieNanner]

1. Let's start a rumor

That they have a special chip embedded in them so they can be tracked by George Soros. And we'll throw Bill Gates in for good measure.

[soothsayer]

6. Ha! "The chip!!"

[Jarqui]

2. For less tagging effort when they load them into the refrigerator trucks.. nt

[grumpyduck]

3. Yeah, kinda awkward to give them toe tags.

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. LOL!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. They should give them toe tags instead of wrist bands.

[yonder]

7. You beat me to it.

[SeattleVet]

8. Just wrist bands?

I thought that arm bands were the more traditional attire for these volk.

[bottomofthehill]

9. Direct admit to the Hospital.

[gibraltar72]

10. Something else they can take home and share

with family and friends.