I recently realized what a MAGA rally needs, more than anything else ...

[eppur_se_muova]

Sound trucks or drones broadcasting the sounds of dozens of people randomly coughing, over and over ... big, wet, hacking coughs, just to let them know what they can look forward to.

[Blue Owl]

1. With big misting nozzles to add an air of moistness...

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. This is a very evil thought, my dear eppur_se_muova!

I LIKE IT!

[Nevilledog]

3. Thought you were gonna say "cowbell*

[2naSalit]

10. That's what I thought too!

[dem4decades]

4. Isn't there a phone app that puts ventilators on their face?

[rownesheck]

5. I thought you were gonna say

teeth and opposable thumbs.

[Chainfire]

6. Funeral homes

handing out business cards. I looks like one box would have handled that crowd.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

7. Hydroxychloroquine and bleach and lots of it....

for a nominal fee payable to the tRump Campaign.......

I wonder if Jim Bakker had a booth set up to sell his magic elixir..... .......

[Thomas Hurt]

8. I was thinking little battery powered chip and speakers like those musical greeting cards...

You would have to hide them in Trump buttons or something to get them in though.

Each of them with the sound of a pig squealing.

[Buckeye_Democrat]

9. I enjoyed the rally.

Seeing a lack of masks, so many loud cheers and boos, so many already unhealthy-looking people in the crowd.

I've become a sadist towards them.

It's a shame if they infect innocent others, and that's the only aspect of it that makes me sad. Yet my overall feeling about it was positive, since I despise the Trump cult so much.

[uponit7771]

11. K&R,