I am imagining the trouble ahead for the Air Force One flight crew tonight

[Stinky The Clown]

How to control that plane with a 300 lb man baby rolling on the floor in an unstoppable tantrum. Can the autopilot hold it on level flight?

[Skittles]

1. ...

[Blue Owl]

2. The shifting pantload better be strapped down tight

n/t

[dalton99a]

3. Yep

[napi21]

4. If I were piloting that plane, I'd show the passengers just how maneuverable that baby really is!

Make 'em all grab for the seat-belts! HA HA. The pilot can always claim there was unexpected bad turbulence. Just don't get caught laughing your ass off!

!

[Laelth]

5. Good question.

I do not envy the pilot.

-Laelth

[KY_EnviroGuy]

6. A lot of cleaning up puke in the toilets and....

they'll run out of liquor halfway home.........

[smirkymonkey]

7. Good god! It's going to be a complete maniac on the rampage in an enclosed space

in the sky. There is no escape for anyone. Can you imagine how horrifying that will be? There is no place to hide or get away from him. Personally, I would rather walk back to DC that have to put up with that nightmare.

[Funtatlaguy]

8. You're a man baby. A man that is also a baby. 🤗

[Baked Potato]

9. Where's Dr. Feelgood with the pills when you need him?

[Cracklin Charlie]

10. He was waiting in the car when Assface Walked offstage.

Air Force One gotta be a bad place to be tonight.

Hope everyone travelled separately.

[Hermit-The-Prog]

13. drumpfharkonnen ...

[Ilsa]

11. If I was on his staff, I'd

Lock myself into a bathroom until the plane set down.

[Midnight Writer]

12. I'm more worried about the cleaning staff that follows up.