What was Jeff Sessions smoking tonight?

[Mrs. Overall]

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Jeff Sessions
@jeffsessions

President @realDonaldTrump displayed tonight his incredible drive, understanding of the history and principles that made America great. Masterful! Unleashed! Winning message!! @JoeBiden cannot match this. Game on!

[Laelth]

1. Dude! Take this handkerchief and wipe your nose.

It’s awfully brown.



-Laelth

[PufPuf23]

12. Thought you were going to offer Sessions chloroform

before reading the post.

[madaboutharry]

2. I wonder if this is sarcasm.

Maybe he needs to add this:

Then it would be a perfect tweet!

[still_one]

4. I think it is

[Still Sensible]

3. Almost as pathetic as Ted Cruz!

Incredible.

[herding cats]

5. Elect me again. Please, elect me!!

[AleksS]

6. After the dragging Trump's been giving Sess.

That must be sarcasm. If not, it’s a serious battered wife syndrome issue.

If it’s not sarcasm, it looks almost as desperate for love as Trump Jr.’s interview yesterday.

[struggle4progress]

7. "He can toddle down a ramp! He drinks water! Winning message! Who could ask for more?"

[Cha]

14. BLOTUS Slowed the Testing 'cause it would Hurt

him!!

"masterful" shit!

[smirkymonkey]

8. What? Is he joking?

You can never tell these days. If not, he is just as deranged as Trump. I honestly feel like I am living in The Twilight Zone most of the time these days. I am having a hard time accepting the reality that is presented to me.

[Midnight Writer]

9. Pathetic man. Like a whipped dog crawling back to its abuser.

[subterranean]

10. Jeff Sessions has a great sense of humor. Who knew?

[Demovictory9]

11. best response: "Local rat tries to get ON the burning ship."

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[Cha]

15. LOL! Oh, The Hoarse Whisperer.. no wonder!

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RT.. TY, Demo!

[Cha]

16. I just saw this "trump timeline of CV" on that thread.. so TY Again!

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[uponit7771]

20. +1

[peggysue2]

13. Nice try, Beauregard

But the President of the Confederacy is just not into you.

[Progressive Law]

17. The "Masterful! Unleashed! Winning message!!" line makes me think he was being sarcastic.

[SamKnause]

18. He wasn't smoking anything.

He was huffing Trump's farts.

[fleur-de-lisa]

19. Isn't Dump supposed to go to Alabama soon to campaign for

Jeff’s opponent? Seems like the Nazi Elf is begging Dump to cancel or at least go easy on him.