It's 9 AM in Washington, not a peep from trump's twitter account since....

[George II]

....last night's rally.

Wonder why?

[marble falls]

1. Doesn't Tulsa rhyme with Waterloo? Well it does metaphorically.

[Cirque du So-What]

3. We can haz exile now?

[C_U_L8R]

2. Orange tear stains on the pillow and an empty bucket of KFC

Still, there's a void inside. A vast nothingness.

[honest.abe]

4. Probably curled up in his bunker mumbling something about firing everyone.

[Andy823]

5. He is pouting

and feeling sorry for himself. I am sure he will be back to his same old disgusting self in a day or two!

[Laelth]

7. That's my guess as well. n/t

-Laelth

[Buns_of_Fire]

6. Obviously, he's attending church services.

(And I typed that with a straight face. Probably should've used my fingers.)

[malaise]

8. Here's why

The Con's mad
He's been had
Brad's sad
Too bad


Next:
Con to Brad: You're Fired
America to the Con: No you're fired!
We're all tired!

[TheCowsCameHome]

9. Time to "hunker in the bunker", BigBoy?"

Bwahahahaha.

[Chainfire]

10. Well, we all know

that the rally would be overflowing with the million ticket holders if the evil liberals hadn't blocked access to the facility.

It would not be a good day to be Trump's campaign manager.

I would like to take this chance to wish Trump, the father of American Fascism, a happy Father's day.