There was no earthquake in Oklahoma last night.

[Atticus]

That was just Trump's lower jaw hitting the floor after he peeked out and saw ALL THOSE EMPTY SEATS!

[kozar]

1. and empty BLUE seats!!! lol nt

[snort]

2. It was Parscale hitting the ground at 400mph.

[Dave in VA]

3. It was the Death Star exploding!

K Pop and TikToc using the force for good!

[tanyev]

5. They practiced by bulls eyeing womp rats in video games.

[rurallib]

4. Surprised they haven't claimed they kept the crowd down to slow the spread

of the virus.

Hoping maybe he picked up a souvenir for himself.

[lastlib]

6. They were NOT empty seats!

They were folded up, therefore, they were not seats. Thus, no *empty* seats.

(I'm channeling Lizard-Lady KellyAnne here........)