Tweet of the Day by Stormy Daniels.

[edbermac]

Link to tweet

[dalton99a]

1. He couldn't do it

[lame54]

2. He was expecting the crowd to mushroom

[calimary]

6. O. M. G.

Ouch!!!!!

[Traildogbob]

8. Now that's a good one.

Well done. Mushrooms grow really well outta shit. His SHOULD be huge. Decomposes. His political decomposition is under way.

[El Mimbreno]

9. Decomposition

Appropriate, since he's non compost mentis - doesn't have the mental capacity of a compost pile.

[Traildogbob]

15. Head filled

With Toxic methane, by product of decomp. We need to keep the heat on and watch the grand explosion. I know his cult is really pissed at us laughing about the Jamboree. All the bubbas up here in the NC mountains have been shooting all day. That $1,200 gubment check must have brought a lot of ammo. I own a few guns, to protect from MAGATs, but damn, I can’t afford to blow off ammonia like they do. Poke at him Stormy. Kick him when he is down, like “some” police enjoy doing. Bless ALL the young people in the streets, and on the net, owning trump world.

[burrowowl]

32. Good one!

Welcome to DU!

[George II]

11. Mushroom farmers used to PAY racetracks to haul off their horse manure, I'm sure....

....there was plenty to go around at the rally last night, free.

[leftieNanner]

28. At the barn

We sell our manure to the marijuana farmers!

[lastlib]

14. But the turnout was really soft......

There was nothing to get excited about.

[lame54]

17. And of course they didn't wear protection

[SammyWinstonJack]

31. HA!

[Bayard]

3. That's a gut-buster!

[cwydro]

4. Oh my.

Excellent!

[Hugin]

5. Okay, I'll K&R this...

[KS Toronado]

7. Hit him when he's down! He deserves it!

[keithbvadu2]

10. OUCH! - Stormy

Last edited Sun Jun 21, 2020, 04:53 PM - Edit history (1)

[volstork]

12. Stormy

wins the entire internet on 6/21/2020!

[Wounded Bear]

13. K & R...for laughs...nt

[rurallib]

16. Stormy wants hard numbers, not ballpark figures!

[onetexan]

25. LOL

[CTyankee]

35. And he fell short...

[Mrs. Overall]

18. He only fills a fraction of the capacity.

"Turnout At Trump’s Tulsa Rally Was Just Under 6,200–A Fraction Of The Venue’s 19,200 Capacity"

https://www.forbes.com/sites/andrewsolender/2020/06/21/turnout-at-trumps-tulsa-rally-was-just-under-6200a-fraction-of-the-venues-19200-capacity/#155120821fed

[smirkymonkey]

19. Bwahahahaha!

Touche, Stormy!

[Dukkha]

20. He looked pretty limp and flacid leaving the rally.

cue the sad tuba

[Eyeball_Kid]

21. The look of a con man caught in his lies. n/t

[cayugafalls]

23. It's awful hard getting that glass to your lips several times in a row...

He must have practiced all day and he still fell short.

Womp Womp

[lunatica]

26. His head and hands look way too small for that body.

It looks photoshopped.

[Vinca]

22. Tweet of the day? How about tweet of the year?

[Thekaspervote]

24. Ouch!!

[Karadeniz]

27. That Stormy is one smart cookie!

[TlalocW]

29. I always knew that winning the internet

Would come down to either a porn star or a cat.

TlalocW

[SunSeeker]

30. K & R & Retweeted!

[Tommymac]

33. Kick'n Donnnie where it hurts

[dalton99a]

34. "Smaller than we expected - and it sure wasn't as big as you promised"

[sheepfarm]

36. I'm just worried now that Drumpf will whip his c*ck out at the next rally...

...to try and say Stormy's comments are "fake news" on along those lines.