The axe is about to fall.....

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[SoonerPride]

1. Jared is so mad his plastic face almost cracked

Unacceptable!

[leftieNanner]

3. LOL!

Excellent!

He is beyond creepy.

[ProfessorGAC]

5. Crack?

I would have thought that was more of a urethane foam face. Given the empty head, a hard plastic face would tip him forward!

[SheltieLover]

36. 🤣🤣🤣👍

Good one, Professor!

[GoneOffShore]

43. Time for him and Griftvanka to get new human suits.

[leftieNanner]

2. Now Who The Hell Would Take On That Job At This Point???

Jared?
Ivanka?

Is he going to spring Manafort and hire him?

Idiot.

[C_U_L8R]

6. Corey Lewandowski.

He's been hanging out by the White House back door like a lost dog.

[leftieNanner]

8. Aha. You are right.

I forgot about lil Corey.

This guy only hires the BEST!

[Mike 03]

9. This is my bet too.

Except, I've read that Jared hates him. If Trump gets his way, we can count on more Jared Kushner leaks about how incompetent Lewandowski is, and then he can get fired just like he was fired by Trump in 2016.

[Leghorn21]

16. Oh yeah, I remember reading this article twelve years ago!! (SEEMS LIKE)

https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2016/06/corey-lewandowski-trump

[Cirque du So-What]

18. He can pimp out Hope Hicks again

[central scrutinizer]

11. Karl Rove?

Definitely evil enough to pass their vetting.

[Volaris]

22. Kkkarl Rove is utterly too competent to work in this WH

Rove might be OK in the Evil Prick Enough department, but he will ALSO expect the president to listen to his advice, and that just wont fly.

[LiberalArkie]

28. And Rove would expect to be paid

[Volaris]

42. Lol yes ALSO THAT

[fierywoman]

12. President Donald J Trump for campaign chairman! He already knows more than anyone about everything

[gulliver]

15. Kellyanne

[Marie Marie]

19. Not to worry - Karl Rove is on it.

[flying_wahini]

39. Rudy Colludy!?

[onecaliberal]

4. womp womp.

I don’t really care, do you?

[Thomas Hurt]

7. Don't understand why they are pissed, Dadums Nutball lies like this evey fn day.

[Newest Reality]

10. Get out the chopping block and Ginsu knives!

The Trumpco Vegamatic!

[leftieNanner]

17. It slices! It dices!

Lol

[SheltieLover]

37. 🤣

👍

[calguy]

13. Where's my Steve Bannon?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

44. He's busy repurposing Voice Of America into a right-wing medium

All Rush, All the Time.

[OnDoutside]

45. That's the problem. Parscale could be replaced by even greater evil.

[riversedge]

14. I would not want Ivanka angry at me--her being Daddy's little girl and all.

[Marie Marie]

20. Oooooh, Ivanka and Jared are pissed.

Who cares?

[MontanaMama]

21. I wonder what it looks like

when Jarvanka is mad. I’d be interested in seeing that.

[txwhitedove]

27. Ha, me too. Do they actually yell, curse, or just turn bright red?

[MontanaMama]

29. I bet ivanka stomps her foot.

Jared probably has a stern glare.

[deurbano]

32. They're both too botoxed and filled to actually manage an expression, so the color change will be

our only facial clue.

[txwhitedove]

41. Haha, my thought exactly. Which one's the crier?

[Eyeball_Kid]

35. They suck so hard, their mouths

look like anal sphincters. Their expressive reaction to rage can’t move outward because Donnie will autonomically escalate and explode, and Jarvanka would have to clean it up.

[mwb970]

23. Specifically, the venue was 2/3 empty.

[sakabatou]

24. Let me get out my Planck-scale violin

#NoPity

[LanternWaste]

25. So Idiot trump will fire another staff member. How exciting, unique and unprecedented.

[LiberalArkie]

30. They still get their federal benefits don't they?

[Ohioboy]

26. They would have been pissed if he predicted a low turn out too

It's always someone else's fault when Donnie doesn't do well.

[Sneederbunk]

31. Urgent calls being made to John Tesh.

[sarcasmo]

33. President Jarvanka upset with Brad.

[DFW]

34. As soon as there WAS a rally scheduled, Parscale's job was in peril either way

If he refused to organize the rally, he could get fired. If attendance was dismal, he could get fired for that, too.

Trump is a two-tailed coin. Either way, you lose.

[Pepsidog]

38. Poor Jar-Jar and The Princess were disappointed.

T

[flying_wahini]

40. They pretend to care about tRump but really don't. They keep the facade up

So they get their cut of the pie$$$. It’s ALL about the money.
They also have to keep him from blabbering on out in public. Tame the beast, you know...