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catbyte

(34,376 posts) Sun Jun 21, 2020, 06:40 PM Jun 2020

Jeff Sessions just keeps humiliating himself like a jilted lover. So cringy.

Yo, Jeff, HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!

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Jeff Sessions just keeps humiliating himself like a jilted lover. So cringy. (Original Post) catbyte Jun 2020 OP

That's so sad. The Velveteen Ocelot Jun 2020 #1

OMG. Perfect. catbyte Jun 2020 #2

Sessions forgot to use the :sarcasm: tag. subterranean Jun 2020 #3

The Velveteen Ocelot

(115,683 posts)

1. That's so sad.

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Sun Jun 21, 2020, 06:59 PM

Jun 2020

I know I could get him to like me again if I could just spend a little more time with him. Should I text him again? Maybe if I drove past his house he'd see me and I could wave to him. We used to be pretty close. What has this other Attorney General got that I haven't got? I don't understand. He's not that good looking. He's actually kind of fat. I'm not fat. I should call him. He doesn't answer my texts. Do you think Barr is intercepting them so he doesn't see them? I'll call him. If I can just talk to him for awhile maybe he'd remember the good times we had together...