Jeff Sessions just keeps humiliating himself like a jilted lover. So cringy.

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Yo, Jeff, HE WILL NEVER LOVE YOU!

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President @realDonaldTrump displayed tonight his incredible drive, understanding of the history and principles that made America great. Masterful! Unleashed! Winning message!! @JoeBiden cannot match this. Game on!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That's so sad.

I know I could get him to like me again if I could just spend a little more time with him. Should I text him again? Maybe if I drove past his house he'd see me and I could wave to him. We used to be pretty close. What has this other Attorney General got that I haven't got? I don't understand. He's not that good looking. He's actually kind of fat. I'm not fat. I should call him. He doesn't answer my texts. Do you think Barr is intercepting them so he doesn't see them? I'll call him. If I can just talk to him for awhile maybe he'd remember the good times we had together...

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2. OMG. Perfect.

[subterranean]

3. Sessions forgot to use the :sarcasm: tag.