If we disband the NHC and stop using weather radar can we avoid a hurricane season?

[NightWatcher]

I mean if we don't acknowledge, name them, or see them out there they don't exist.

I could use a pass from storms this year.

[Faux pas]

1. Yeah

Sure Ya Betcha

[House of Roberts]

2. It's as sure a thing

as using RainX on your windshield to prevent rain!

No wait, that actually works.

[HotTeaBag]

3. Yes, yes we can !!!

Imagine the lives and property saved !!!

This guy is a true stable genius.

[sop]

4. Think of all the savings! Insurance companies wouldn't have to pay damage claims and FEMA

could be eliminated.

[BComplex]

5. Of course! It's like the coronavirus! If you don't test, you don't have any cases! If you defund the

NHC, you won't have any hurricanes! It's brilliant!

[Jamastiene]

6. I wish we could get rid of severe storms and tornadoes this way too.

Don't you wish we could all live in a fairy tale world like Trump and "pretend like" so things that we don't like could magically disappear? The rest of us have to live in the real world, unfortunately.

[NightWatcher]

8. Done, Poof! there are no storms outside your house now.

[Initech]

7. Let's also disband the USGS, no more earthquakes!

[NightWatcher]

9. that's just god shaking up those (insert minority here)...

[ProfessorGAC]

10. Galveston Would Say, No!

One guy figured it out hours before it hit. Hardly anybody knew, and the hurricane didn't seem to care!
But, the storm came anyway. And, it will make front page news, like it did then.
Just like the virus, right? It's here whether we test or not.
No tests. People still get sick. Some will die. We'll know.
Reducing testing doesn't do a thing.
That's why it's such a stupid idea from a stupid man.

[UTUSN]

11. K&R, I'm taking this as satire of SHITLER's stop-testing-for-low-numbers!1

[chriscan64]

12. If we don't test for grammar or spelling

Little Donnie would pass the third grade. (Too close to reality).

[yellowdogintexas]

13. This year the Sahara desert is relocating to North America

Already impacting Florida and Cuba, expected to hit Texas later in the week

However the dust is expected to give us a pass from bad hurricanes this year, so maybe we don't need the weather services.

but..there are still tornados, and haboobs in Arizona.

[FM123]

14. Yes. And when we get rid of scales we won't gain weight anymore.

[stillcool]

15. that's probably already in the hopper..

What do you need NOAA for, when you've got a sharpie?

[0rganism]

16. as one who works in semiconductor testing, imagine my surprise

all this time i've been focused on making test programs to isolate and identify defects in CPUs using some very expensive equipment
turns out i was just introducing the problems the whole time, costing the company money and making their numbers look bad
if we just hadn't tested at all, our defect rates would drop to 0 overnight
of course, the customers might see it differently when their computers don't boot, but we can just tell them about fake news and move on.
here i thought we were weeding out manufacturing defects, but it was just a PR problem all along!

[Hugin]

18. Push the expensive QA off to the end user...

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We sold them the thing and what happens after the customer starts using the thing is on them.

Caveat emptor!

Problem solved!

No wonder I'm in management.

[0rganism]

21. lucky for us, no one uses computers for anything important or hazardous

normally i'd be worried if any of our parts were going into things like self-driving vehicles or airplanes or heavy equipment or medical imaging
but since lack of testing is the new healthy, it will all be fine.

[Hugin]

17. There were no named hurricanes before someone started naming them...

So, if we stop naming them we won't have any hurricanes!

Genius!

[spanone]

19. Seems to be the current trend.

[duforsure]

20. What's next doing away with 911

So he can then claim reductions in crimes?

[EarnestPutz]

22. It's what I think of as the "La-la-lah School of Epidemiology" where you...

....cover your ears and say la-la-lah.

[lame54]

23. No police - no crimes

[Nevilledog]

31. Problem solved!

[raccoon]

24. I reckon so. Nt

[Beartracks]

25. Here's the bad part. When you're forecasting to that extent, you're going to find more hurricanes...

... So I said to my weather people, ‘Slow the forecasting down, please.’"

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[keithbvadu2]

28. It can be corrected with a Sharpie.

[lpbk2713]

26. Stop giving kids report cards when and if school resumes.

That way no one will fail.

[Stuart G]

27. Of course...and the tornados, and the gusty winds....and by stop using the radar in the winter...

....we will avoid all snow too............................and if you believe this....well.............

I got a bridge to sell you across the Atlantic Ocean and it is very cheep.....Let's make a deal..!!!!!!!!!!!

[moondust]

29. Stop making calendars and watches!

Time stands still!!!! No more aging!!!!! Live forever!!!!!!

(I'm a little bit surprised Dumpy the Clown hasn't signed an Executive Order for that.)

[tclambert]

30. Back in prehistoric times there were no hurricanes recorded.

No record of anything else for that matter. Kinda what prehistoric means.

[NCjack]

32. I think Trump knows what he is doing. He is forcing us rapidly into herd immunity.