It's 104F in Yuma, AZ. I suspect

[Ilsa]

Trump's makeup is probably melting off his face. The housekeeper will need to throw away his shirt (or repurpose it as a banquet tablecloth).

[tblue37]

1. Like this?

Link to tweet

[Kid Berwyn]

9. The orange is off the poltroon.

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What kind of Sad Sack wears pancake?

[cwydro]

2. What time is the rally?

[cabot]

5. 3:10

Just kidding...I needed to make a reference to "3:10 to Yuma".

[Warpy]

3. He gives all his stained shirts to his FIL, who's the same size

I suppose his MIL either knows how to remove makeup stains or employs someone who does.

Banquet tablecloth is a good alternative suggestion. Stains would still need to be removed.

[yellowdogintexas]

4. 106 in Phoenix

that church is going to be hard put to cool itself down with 3000 people, much less destroy the COVID

[Blue_true]

7. Sounds like COVID is going to have a ball, if those idiots refuse to wear masks.

My guess is the AC will be able to pull the temp down into the low eighties or mid seventies, which should make COVID really happy in that enclosed space.

[Ilsa]

8. I've been watching "Fortitude" on Amazon Prime.

It starts out as a crime mystery, but evolves into "look what fresh hell got released from the thawing perma-frost?"

Yes, I think COVID-19 would be happy if viruses could feel.

[CanonRay]

6. Supposed to be 109 at 3pm.

Maybe he'll have a heart stroke.