Vote suppressors to Romney: "You were supposed to keep it close enough to cheat, dumbass."

[kayakjohnny]

"We can't work with these new numbers. Don't you remember that 'margin of error' discussion? I thought we had a deal. Thanks for nothin', punk."

















(Quotations indicate hypothetical conversation. Dialog is for satirical purposes only. Any similarity to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.)

[Foolacious]

1. Coincidental...

... and likely quite accurate.

[porphyrian]

2. . n/t

[NightWatcher]

3. they could steal 3 points either way, but 60-40's gonna be hard to get away with.....

without riots taking place.

[kayakjohnny]

4. You would certainly think, huh?

We have such a nasty past with this crap.