Apparently even the virus hates tRump's guts since he does everything he can to try to catch it

[lettucebe]

I wouldn't be caught dead in an enclosed space right now but he's flying all over; meeting, hand shaking, never acting like it matters. Hot spot here I come! Pence also is equally indifferent to his own safety. It's weird.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. I wouldn't be surprised if at some point he falsely claimed he got it, but

he barely noticed it because he's so incredibly healthy and it wasn't anywhere near as bad as the flu.

[thinkingagain]

2. He's made a deal with the

Devil.

That’s my thinking. It’s the only thing that makes sense for so many things.

[kentuck]

3. It's simple!

Cheeseburgers are the vaccine. They have the right protein to fight the corona virus.