I have spent no small amount of time trying to imagine some paying position

[Atticus]

for which Donald Trump is qualified.

So far, all I've come up with is "gargoyle model".

[Hamer555]

1. Televangelist

[SoonerPride]

15. Welcome to DU!

[ProfessorGAC]

2. If PINO Wasn't Born Rich...

...he'd be collecting cans on the highway to get $ for the aluminum.
Not exactly a paid position.

[BluesRunTheGame]

20. You're giving him too much credit.

He'd have his old lady down at the truck stop, going from one truck to another, asking for money.

[ProfessorGAC]

21. If He Wasn't Rich, He'd Have No Lady

We both know the women he married wanted the cash!

[BluesRunTheGame]

22. It'd be a different "old lady".

Not the gold diggers he's accustomed to. But he'd have to have "someone" to get out and scare up some cash. We know he wouldn't be able to do that himself.

[ProfessorGAC]

23. Perhaps

But, I see him as a grousing loner collecting cans.

[unblock]

3. He's qualified to be exactly what he is: a crook

[fleur-de-lisa]

4. Do shit-flinging monkeys get paid?

[IcyPeas]

5. he can take rush limpballs job .... soon. right wing talk radio

[Buckeye_Democrat]

6. It would be something...

1. Very low-skill;
2. Involving young girls.

[Glamrock]

7. Jism-mopper?

Mopping out the video booths at the xxx bookstore?

[smirkymonkey]

25. Sounds about his speed.

[chriscan64]

8. I need someone to apply orange stains inside the collars of my white dress shirts

I don't wear enough makeup to do it myself.

[diva77]

9. I have spent time trying to imagine a position as high paying as the US Senate with full

benefits where you can work to destroy your employer by obstructing and dismantling the organization and do absolutely nothing you were hired to do and still keep your job for decades. The dictionary needs a new word for "malicious arrogance on steroids" -- the kind displayed by McConnell and his rethug accomplices.



(sorry - I know my post is slightly OT, however, it is somewhat related and I needed to rant; thanks!)

[JHB]

10. Dunk tank clown

[marlakay]

11. Sitting on one of those carnival things

Where you throw a baseball to dunk in big water tank. Fill it with koolaide I think that is fitting for his crowd nice and sweet so he is all sticky with flies and bees coming after him. He can make minimum wage and who over does it will make a fortune! Line for miles!

Lol I saw last post after I posted....

[cayugafalls]

12. Elephant Inseminator

[diva77]

13. You win!!!

[keithbvadu2]

27. Put that on the resume.

[Elwood P Dowd]

14. Permanent latrine orderly for......

?1532407347

[gibraltar72]

16. Bad example.

[abqtommy]

17. Greeter for new arrivals at Gitmo...

[Faux pas]

18. Professional

Scum Sucker and Swamp Filler?

[JustABozoOnThisBus]

19. Carnival barker

Step right up, ladies and gentlemen, inside we have genuine unbelievable amazing covfefe people for your entertainment.

[2naSalit]

24. Poster child forAAA..

Abhorrent Assholes of America.

[smirkymonkey]

26. Tilt-O-Whirl operator at the Pennsyltucky State Fair.

He was born for this.