My new blood pressure treatment

[genxlib]

These people and their complaints about wearing a fucking mask just boil my blood.

So whenever I hear/read about someone complaining about a mask, I am just going to substitute the word "pants"

"I would rather die than be forced to wear pants in public"
"If I have to wear pants in your store I will just shop somewhere else"
"All of you people wearing pants are just lemmings being controlled by the deepstate."

It doesn't protect me any better but at least I don't feel like physically assaulting anyone.

[soothsayer]

1. Like it!

[Clash City Rocker]

2. The notion of those people not wearing pants in public seems even worse

[Ohiogal]

3. "If you don't like wearing a mask,

You’ll hate a ventilator”

One of my faves.

[underpants]

4. I'm going into to work tomorrow

I guess tomorrow is a “pants day”

[Hortensis]

5. Sounds good. :)

[SoonerPride]

6. Homer Simpson sez

[genxlib]

11. Perfect

[JudyM]

7. Lol

I like it.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. "You're wearing pants only because you hate Trump!"

"If you weren't such a snowflake you wouldn't wear pants."
"Wearing pants is for smug liberals."

“With the pants, it is going to be a voluntary thing,” Trump said at a White House briefing on April 3. “You can do it. You don’t have to do it. I am choosing not to do it. It may be good. It is only a recommendation, voluntary.”

"Soon after Trump said he wouldn’t be wearing pants, both Melania and Ivanka posted pictures of themselves on social media promoting the virtues of covering your groin area."

"Visiting the White House, it's striking how many people don’t wear pants. Very few Secret Service agents have them on. Some days, even the staff member performing temperature checks on reporters doesn’t wear them. In contrast, most, though certainly not all, members of the media wear some kind of crotch coverings while in the press workspace or waiting to cover a presidential event. But very few keep them on during the televised briefings.

Inside the building it is a relatively pants-free zone. At one meeting this week that included chief of staff Mark Meadows and some 20 other White House officials, including Secret Service agents, nobody from the White House was wearing pants or other groin covering." (Politico)

[genxlib]

10. Thank you for elaborating

I especially like the "covering your groin area" touch.

I think I might be on to something. I feel calmer already.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

12. Every time you read about or hear some MAGAt dipstick complaining about masks,

just substitute the word "pants." It's hilarious and soothing.

[cyclonefence]

9. Wearing pants would make me look silly.

[Voltaire2]

13. Junk out now!

FREEDUMBS!

[marlakay]

14. This is my mask pic I like

[keithbvadu2]

15. God will protect us?