Trump's going to get the virus...

[ElementaryPenguin]

He won't survive it, and that's how this story is going to end.

He's such a reckless, desperate fool - he can't avoid getting infected - and most likely very soon.

One more super-spreader event should do it.

He'll go down in history as the worst American president. One who committed treason by conspiring with Russia to steal the election, was impeached, allowed the U.S. to be overrun by Covid-19, admitted to slowing down testing for the virus, suggested Americans inject themselves with disinfectant, led a movement to reject the wearing of protective masks, and finally caught the virus himself, which he quickly succumbed to.

[sfstaxprep]

1. I Wouldn't Count On It

He manages to dodge everything that stands in his way. I wouldn't be surprised if he already had it.

[GreenPartyVoter]

7. Karma surely must be looking for him.

[Hortensis]

9. He was vaccinated at birth against karma. nt

[Tipperary]

35. Well put.

Anyway, any virus would be repelled at entering that rotten orange putrescence.

[treestar]

58. He is the luckiest SOB that ever lived

Nothing comes back to bite him. We keep waiting for it to happen.

[dawg day]

10. Can a virus survive in a body that's 50% fat and 50% acid?

I think any self-respecting virus would flee as soon as it got a whiff of the sulphur.

[ElementaryPenguin]

42. LOL! I hope you're wrong!!

But THAT was funny!!

[ElementaryPenguin]

17. When people are heading for disaster - many things seem to go their way...

Until they don't.

[SoonerPride]

22. This. So much this.

[Vinca]

2. Keep hope alive. Unfortunately, I'm betting he's getting serum antibody fixes every day.

[LisaL]

4. That's what I am thinking.

Could they have given him antibody infusions?

[crazylikafox]

16. Yup

I’d put money on that

[davekriss]

63. Me, too

[CozyMystery]

54. I think that too. nt

[DrToast]

3. I doubt it

They’re testing anyone that gets within 10 feet of him.

[LisaL]

6. They didn't test the people who attended his rallies.

[ElementaryPenguin]

14. Nope.

It's gonna happen.

[DrToast]

37. And they were all far away from him

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

5. Don't get my hopes up.

[ElementaryPenguin]

32. Have faith, V.O.

[leftieNanner]

8. I would not be surprised

He's been whistling past the graveyard all year. And he has put far too much trust in those Covid tests he takes every day and that he insists on for any WH visitors. There are both false positives and false negatives.

His stupidity and vanity will be the death of him. Sadly, it has been and will be the death of hundreds of thousands of Americans too.

[ElementaryPenguin]

12. Besides just plain poetic justice - he has no discipline and I keep seeing him forgetfully coming

Near people. Everyone is not tested everywhere he goes.

Only fools get as cocky and overconfident as he does with something as deadly as this virus.

He'll get it.

[dawg day]

25. and the tests are only for people who come near him--

They've righteously (? I know, it's idiotic, but they would say it's righteous not to test because Trump says testing=bad except for those in his immediate vicinity) stopped testing others who are coming into the White House-- the entire staff.

So-- KA Conway (just to pick someone) comes chirping in with her crazy eyes and gets tested today because she's going to go into the Oval Office and babble to the president.

Along the way from the test, she passes a few low-level staffers who aren't "good enough" to get tested. She stops to chat. Unbeknownst to any of them, one of the young staffers was out last night at a DC cigar bar drinking shots and toasting to the refrain of "Lock Her Up!" and "Free Manafort!". He is so excited that he gets to tell this to a bigwig, and he pulls out his phone and shows KAC the hilarious photos of him with the punching bag with Soros's face on it.

Then KAC goes in and does whatever the hell she does in the Oval Office. This involves breathing.

Her breath globules get picked up by the airconditioning and flung into Trump's face.
She wants to make a strong point, so she leans over the desk and says it loudly. More globules.

It could happen.

[BComplex]

31. But if someone tests negative and actually has the virus, which evidently happens a lot,

then he's still not totally safe.

[ElementaryPenguin]

34. Exactly.

The arrogant monster thinks he's safe (while he couldn't give two shits about the rest of humanity) - but he's not safe.

He's a reckless fool.

[dawg day]

40. He started shaking hands with random rally-goers also.

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Hee hee.

He used to say he's a "germaphobe", which is another of his weird lies (like "I never drink" ) . A germaphobe would not have unprotected sex, as we know he's done repeatedly.

I'm sorry that we have to know that, btw. Ick.

[ElementaryPenguin]

44. I saw that too.

Dumbass has convinced himself that either the virus really is a hoax, or that his presidential powers make him immune!

[The_Counsel]

53. "A Germaphobe Would Not Have Unprotected Sex, as We Know He's Done Repeatedly."

Especially when you're boinking strippers because your own wife is so repulsed by you that she won't hold still.

Okay, so Melania was also pregnant...but that was just a front: she just didn't want that orange bastid touching her again...

[murielm99]

11. I don't know about that.

He weasels out of everything.

[ElementaryPenguin]

13. The virus doesn't give a fuck about his weaseling success rate!

He's too stupid to avoid it! He's around MAGA morons all day.

[USALiberal]

15. Nope! nt

[ElementaryPenguin]

19. Yep! nt

[USALiberal]

27. Evidence? By what date? nt

[ElementaryPenguin]

29. Don't have the date. Not being a numerologist.

[USALiberal]

38. OK, so just making up stuff? nt

[qazplm135]

18. nah that deal with the devil/crossroads demon he did

includes protection from all disease.

[leftieNanner]

21. The Devil loves to mess with people, though.

[ElementaryPenguin]

24. The devil is a double-crosser like Trump is!

[qazplm135]

33. yeah but Trump's done so much for him...

I think he's like...I like this guy!

[ElementaryPenguin]

36. Very good point.

[JHB]

20. Maybe. Maybe not. But if he does get Covid and die from it...

...the CT-palooza will promptly commence, about how "the deep state" and Democrats "assassinated" him by deliberately infecting him.

And don't count on "reasonable" Republicans to refrain from playing footsie with all of it, winking and nodding at it even if they don't expound it themselves directly. Mitt did with birtherism.

[Thekaspervote]

39. Agree! I'd just as soon he not get it and die. His idiots will martyr him.. don't want that!!

[ElementaryPenguin]

50. Those idiots will martyr that monster he dies from a hangnail (or bone spurs) infection!

[malaise]

23. Do not tease me

[ElementaryPenguin]

26. It's gonna happen.

[Lucinda]

28. I don't think the virus is jumping from species to species, is it?

[ElementaryPenguin]

30. LOL! Too clever, that!

How dare you spoil my fantasy!!!

[Initech]

41. Trump's reckless disregard of COVID is going to get him COVID.

If he doesn't have it already. And he's the type of guy who would never admit to getting sick, that's not manly enough for him.

The virus has a history of targeting stupidity. And honestly Trump's stupidity and failure to act is the best way for this nightmare to end.

[ElementaryPenguin]

45. Good point!

His prodigious stupidity is about to be rewarded!

[Initech]

46. Oh and there's plenty of stories out there of the virus targeting stupidity!

[budkin]

43. Satan won't allow him to get sick

Not happening.

[ElementaryPenguin]

48. He's already got heart disease.

Evidently, not even Satan can save you from too many cheeseburgers!

[musclecar6]

47. I pray

Every day to cheeseburgers and covid. Maybe one of them will come thru.

[ElementaryPenguin]

49. Me too.

[kimbutgar]

51. The longer this virus goes on it gets stronger and mutates

I agree I think he’ll get it.

[ReformedGOPer]

52. I agree. But I think he'll survive it.

Then he'll resign. Biden will take over. Everybody wins.

[tblue37]

55. One can only hope. nt

[Yeehah]

56. He lives in a very secure bubble

You will not see him mingling with anyone not tested the same day.

[treestar]

57. I like the way you think

[not_the_one]

59. He's already infected, and knows it.

Once he decides which country to flee to that has no extradition treaty (my bet is SA), they'll let the results be known.

He will already be in the air, on his way. He will for sure take Ivanka, and possibly the dufus brothers, but will probably leave Jared, Melania and the deadweight behind.

Hopefully the plane will end up in the Potomac, due to a well planned, yet unfortunate, engine malfunction.

To which the country will give a collective "meh"..., then burst into nationwide celebrations.

A boy can dream, can't he?

[Kid Berwyn]

60. Drumpf's a superspreader.

Fauci estimates 20-40% of infected show no symptoms.

I read it may have to do with blood type.

[HotTeaBag]

61. He probably won't get it unfortunately, but I would be surprised if the White House

didn't announce that he did.

He and his advisors know they have very, very little to offer the American people as to why we should vote for him and that he is pretty much despised by the majority of the voting population - the last resort would be to pretend he got the virus, fought it bravely and recovered.

Trump knows that this is a reality television show for most people and it would be a great plot point for season three that would provide wall-to-wall coverage for him (will he make it ??!!?!!??). Our Liberal Media™ LOVES a comeback story - the 'Biden is kicking his ass' narrative is boring and the beast (and advertisers) must be fed.

[Maru Kitteh]

62. I'd give that a 7.5% chance of happening, but I LOVE your idea.

We can hope, right?

[NNadir]

64. Not to be overly vicious but...but...well, shit, I'll be vicious...

...if he gets it, I hope he spends two months on a respirator, choking in his phlegm, gasping in pain, tubes shoved down his throat in isolation, clots forming his his legs.

Since he has never faced justice for what he has done, that would be a kind of justice wouldn't it, since out of ignorance and self importance, he caused hundreds of thousands to face just that.

[leftyladyfrommo]

65. Maybe if everyone all around the world claps their hands. nt