Donald Trump Claims A Friend Called Him 'The Most Perfect Person' (said his invisible friend)

[Demovictory9]

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[Rollo]

1. With friends like that, Donald Trump needs...

...an enema...

[smirkymonkey]

2. What the hell is wrong with him?

A. He has no friends, and B. Even if he did have a "friend", nobody would ever say such a thing to anybody. Nobody normal, anyway.

He is such a raging narcissist. The only thing he is perfect at is being a complete and total fuck-up and an evil, repulsive hatemonger.

[Laelth]

9. Typical Cluster B Personality Disorder

This is why they’re untreatable. They don’t think that they need treatment. They honestly believe that they are perfect.

-Laelth

[Demovictory9]

19. the audience is so fake.. applauding in agreement. SHEESH!

[sop]

3. Our president's profoundly diseased brain on full display. Isn't that true?

[malaise]

4. The friend is a figment of his imagination

He has no fucking friends

[whistler162]

5. Okay so we know where Harvey went

after Jimmy Stewart passed away.

[KY_EnviroGuy]

6. An imaginary friend from the depths of hell.

Yep, that's exactly what one of the devil's angels would whisper in his ear......

[duforsure]

7. LOL! Coming from the guy who many times has called reporters as someone else

Claiming himself superior , this is another joke from trump ,everyone knows trump has no friends, and no one around him that is honest that would say that. trump's lying to get positive attention because he can see his poll numbers are showing supporters are leaving him now in huge numbers because he's hurting us all with his failures, and his corruption , and continual lying. His phony claims are failing this time for him. The more he lies the less people believe him, and leave.

[dem4decades]

8. His friend in the mirror?

[doc03]

10. Was that John Barron or David Dennison or maybe John Miller?

[maxrandb]

11. Dear Penthouse Forum, this had never happened to me before

but I have this friend...

[ProfessorGAC]

12. So, He's Schizophrenic Too?

Because the only way he heard that was if his other personality told him.

[Laelth]

13. He doesn't want to look like he is bragging.

He can’t say what he actually believes, i.e. “I AM perfect,” so he has to put the words in the mouth of some hypothetical “friend.” We all know that he has no friends, but he does think he’s perfect.

-Laelth

[JHB]

14. But Donnie, you don't have any friends.

[MuseRider]

15. He must have meant

Ivanka.

[Tracer]

16. That's about as believable as his "Sir" stories.

NT

[Mike 03]

17. It must be "Tony", Danny's imaginary friend in The Shining.

Psychologist: And does Tony "tell you things"?
Danny: Tony is a little boy that lives in my mouth... and it's like he shows me things

[dalton99a]

18. He means the most perfect virus in our body politic