Louie Gohmert Dragged Away By Masked Millennials After Saying "Antifa" 3 Times Into Bathroom Mirror

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VALLE DE MORMÓN RACISTACALVO, TEXAS — According to those with firsthand knowledge of the situation, authorities are still desperately searching for a congressman who apparently was kidnapped by a gang of masked millennials identifying as members of a local Antifa franchise. While George Soros, known also as Emperor Antifa has not officially released a statement claiming responsibility for the incident, it’s believed that Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-The Confederacy) may have mistakenly said an ancient incantation that allows Antifa soldiers to appear anywhere they wish, and was dragged out of his bathroom kicking and screaming by five millennials clad in all black, bearing the corporate logo of Antifa on their right shoulders.

“What in the holy heckfire are we gonna do about these violent hooligan millennial Antifa,” Gohmert asked himself rhetorically. “They’re making life really difficult on the violent thugs I prefer…the white skinned ones who carry semi automatic rifles into government buildings to terrorize governors who ask them to wear face masks. PATRIOTS, in other words.”

That’s when Gohmert started to reflexively rub his shin and his mostly bald head, doing something as close to thinking as the Texas Republican could ever be mistaken for doing.

“These sonsofbitches are knocking down monuments to people I happen to like,” Gohmert continued. “Sure, they’re monuments to people who were Democrats, and I like to point out those Democrats started the KKK my dear ol’ grandpappy joined, but that’s not the point! I wanna defend them now, and still insist that we represent Abraham Lincoln’s party still!”

https://www.politicalgarbagechute.com/louie-gohmert-dragged-away-by-masked-millennials-after-saying-antifa-3-times-into-bathroom-mirror/

[Laelth]

1. If only it were true. n/t

-Laelth

[empedocles]

2. Good meme