BREAKING: Trump wants a new nickname for Biden...

[brooklynite]

Link to tweet

[Sanity Claws]

1. They live in denial if they think that will solve their election year problems

[yortsed snacilbuper]

31. Denial is a river in,

Egypt.

[tanyev]

2. That's the kind of stuff he thinks about while important briefings are going on.

[Marie Marie]

18. Really.

Simple minded fool.

[fierywoman]

3. He'll just come up with another name that projects his own unconscious image of himself.

[Walleye]

17. Yes. Such as Creepy.

[kimbutgar]

4. Super duper Joe

[jls4561]

5. After November 3, just the nickname "President Elect"

without the tRumpian asterisk.

[Tommy_Carcetti]

6. How about "46th President of the United States"?

I like that one.

[dalton99a]

7. Whatever, Traitor Trump

[TeamPooka]

8. Trumpbeater Joe

[TexasProgresive]

9. He should settle for President Elect Biden.

Has a nice ring to it.

[Solly Mack]

10. Prez

[LisaL]

11. I like ByeDon personally.

[rickford66]

12. Sorry. A**hole is already taken to refer to another "politician"

[spanone]

13. How about PRESIDENT JOE BIDEN.

[a kennedy]

14. Yes.....this WILL be it soon.

[unblock]

15. jfk pulled his cabinet together in the dark days of october...

... the world hinged on his thoughts as one misstep on the precipice could mean nuclear war with the soviets as kruschev and kennedy danced on the knife's edge.

missiles in cuba pointed toward america.

millions of americans hiding in shelters.

students at school under their desk, some probably realizing that that was no real protection, but they did it anyway.


and so the advisors assembled in the oval office, kennedy gazing out the window with the weight of the world on his shoulders. they had pulled all the data and intel they could about cuba, the soviets, kruschev's negotiating patterns, his psychology, and they were ready for every question the president would need to formulate a strategy to save the world.


and so the president asked,...



"is 'tricky dick' gonna stick? should we come up with a new nickname? he almost beat me last time! maybe we should work on a better nickname for him"

[Nevilledog]

22. +1

[Hermit-The-Prog]

27. You reeled me in! Thanks for the laugh.

[TreasonousBastard]

30. !!!

[LuckyCharms]

16. Nice priorities, President Cheesedick.

[rsdsharp]

20. That made me laugh out loud. my

[Voltaire2]

19. How's about President?

[Vogon_Glory]

21. Hey, Donnie, I've got one for you to use!

How about “Mr. President”?

[sunonmars]

23. Dopey Don needs to grow the fuck up.

[Quixote1818]

24. Here we go, back to fucking middle school. Not this childish shit again. Biden needs to call him out

on this immature BS.

[gollygee]

25. I would recommend Mr. President

because that's what he'll be called pretty soon.

[C_U_L8R]

26. You will address him as "Sir"

[onecaliberal]

28. Traitor trump says what?

[mnmoderatedem]

29. and THIS is the topic of discussion at his strategy meetings

THIS is what they come to an executive decision over.

Yes THIS.

[OrlandoDem2]

32. Meanwhile there's a pandemic and social unrest.

[2naSalit]

33. How about PRESIDENT JOE?

[sinkingfeeling]

34. He should try "President Joe".

[KentuckyWoman]

35. "President Joe"

I'll pay cash money to the person who says it to him, films his reaction and sends it to Rachel Maddow.

[whttevrr]

36. More importantly: Why is trump letting Putin put a bounty on US Troops?

Every trump supporter, senator, congress person, and surrogate must be asked:

"Why is trump letting Putin put a bounty on US Troops?"

[highplainsdem]

37. He might think the "Sleepy Joe" nickname isn't working, but he just retweeted a Dan Scavino

tweet of video altered to show Biden falling asleep.

[Sugarcoated]

39. Neato

[Cha]

38. Nothing is "damaging" for Joe.. coming from your Big Creepy ASSFACE, trump.

[Sogo]

40. That would be President Biden to you, dotard....

[Liberal In Texas]

41. Hmm, where have I seen this penchant to find derogatory names for someone you don't like?

Oh that's right. Jr. High and High school bullies.

I'll bet he was one big asshole bully when he was in school. And has never grown out of it.

[flotsam]

42. Here's one you won't be using anymore

Call him "Sir", but you must do it with tears in your eyes while you tell him about why he's the bestest President ever!!!

[ucrdem]

43. He's already posting his idiotic "creepy Joe" sh#t all over the web, and not just social media.

Google News, even tailored Google news, is full of dumb-ass Trump videos about Biden. So is YouTube. So is MSN -- on the dumbass Cortana page that comes up in IE/Edge when you open a new Win 10 installation to download a better browser. And it's been going on for months, not just on Facebook, and it really ticks me off.

[Initech]

45. The Big Lebowski has never been more relevant than it is right now.

[ucrdem]

47. That would be a good place to start

[Initech]

44. How about we elect a president who doesn't spend all of his time calling other people names?

Can we do that?

[greenjar_01]

46. Dumb