USA vs Germany:

[mucifer]

[Doreen]

1. I love it.

Made me smile.

[brush]

3. I love a woman who's a two-fisted drinker...with one hand.

Last edited Sun Jun 28, 2020, 10:13 PM - Edit history (1)

She's got that whuss trump beat for sure.

[malaise]

13. plus a PhD in Quantum Chemistry

[soothsayer]

2. That is awesome

[Hermit-The-Prog]

4. yeah but his hands really bring out the coloring of his face

Could traitor tot's frail dollhands even lift that big mug?

[doc03]

5. Damn those mugs are heavy. nt

[Dem2theMax]

7. That's exactly what I was thinking.

That, and I wish I had one in my hands right now!

(I have arthritis. I could not lift that mug with one hand if my life depended on it.)

[doc03]

8. I remember seeing the women in Germany at the beer fests carrying like

three in each hand.

[Dem2theMax]

9. I am lucky to say I had one of those mugs of beer while in Germany.

That was back when I was young and I could actually hold it in one hand.

And I saw those women in person and I have no idea how they do that. They must lift weights!

[bobbieinok]

32. Had only ein halbes, but at different times, summer 1990 in Munich

[Blue_true]

10. Strong wrists. nt

[Yavin4]

11. You may have just described the hottest image possible.

A woman carrying 6 huge mugs of beer. What more can a guy ask for in life?

[IronLionZion]

25. Handles are key

[Dave Starsky]

29. At the Hofbrauhaus, they carry 5 or 6 on each hand.

They are really good at it.

[Salviati]

34. I brought back two of those when I visited the Hofbrauhaus on a high school exchange trip.

I've got a different (unmarked) one that I use as my water glass, sitting in front of me right now. No one can claim I'm not good at keeping myself hydrated.

[doc03]

40. Damn I don't think I could handle two nt

[beveeheart]

39. I've seen those female servers in Munich hold 5

of those glasses in each hand. Don't know how they did it.

[Aristus]

23. I had four of those when I went to Oktoberfest in Munich in 1990.

I don't remember much what happened after the fourth...

[CrispyQ]

6. Literally laughing out loud.

[dhill926]

12. I love this...

would love to throw down a few with Merkel. And jesus, the orange asshole's hands are really, really tiny....

[3catwoman3]

14. Tiny and...

...pink.

[3catwoman3]

15. That is a...

...wunderbar pictur

[gademocrat7]

16. What a woman!

[slumcamper]

17. Okay. I'm moving to Germany. Fuck this place! Love you all!!!

After a 2-3 week jag I may end up in the Maldives (if they won't eat me) or a place even more remote w/o Internet service.

I will vote by mail. Why stay HERE???

CYA!!

[keithbvadu2]

30. Barr and Jared will intercept your ballot.

[Dukkha]

18. Now that's the leader of the free world!

[Cha]

19. My how times Change!

[liberal N proud]

20. I was afraid this was going to compare us to 1936 Germany

[wnylib]

28. I'd like to see a before and after

picture comparison of the US and Germany, then and now.

Show how the 2 nations' roles have reversed.

[BobTheSubgenius]

21. Awwwww. Look at him - striving to learn a new skill.

Bless his heart.

[paleotn]

22. Can we trade?

I know, I know. Lots of cash to take Donnie off our hands, but we're a rich country. Surely we can afford the boot. Well...maybe not. Even we don't have that kind of loose cash.

[BaronChocula]

24. I'll have what she's having n/t

[IronLionZion]

26. This must be why the Drumpfs had to change their name in America

[Doodley]

27. US 40k new CV19 cases, 285 new deaths, 128k total. Germany 175 new cases, 3 new deaths, 9k total.

That's the difference between a very high IQ leader and a very low one.

[George II]

31. That's beautiful, THANKS!

[bdamomma]

33. Angela

what a woman she is!!!

[bobbieinok]

35. Be sure to listen to song Im tiefen Keller. Many a singer on youtube

Ivan Reboff seemed great

Fascinating how the bass singer's voice keeps getting lower and lower.

[Lord Ludd]

36. And she chugged it all down in one shot.

Meanwhile, back here in Murka, we have the Insipid Sipper.

[Volaris]

37. She has bigger hands than he does.

She looks like a grandmother valkyrie.
He looks like a fucking dehydrated gnome.

This is our shame.

[mwooldri]

38. Almost perfect picture.

Need to Photoshop Trump's glass for a toddler's sippy cup. Then it would be perfect.

But then I can't blame Trump for not drinking beer... the running joke is that the translation for "Beer" in American translates to "piss" in English... The Germans know how to make good beer.

[jmowreader]

41. ein Mass! Sehr Gut!

Pro tip for all you fine folks wanting to go to Germany: don’t order a Mass, which is a liter beer like Chancellor Merkel is having. Order “ein kleine Bier und ein grosse Bier” (a small beer and a large beer) It takes a really long time to pour a liter beer. If you order a little beer and a big one, you’ll be finished with the little beer by the time the big one is ready.

[sandensea]

42. Well, hey. We'll soon be able to change that.

[burrowowl]

43. The trick to lifting a

3 liter mug and not spill any is to put y0ur thumb around the handle and lift with elbow supporting the mug.
Also, the German equivalent of Bud has less alcohol than the French equivalent and the German tourist order a pint or a liter like at home and get snickered!