Okay, NOW I Get it!

[NanceGreggs]

After four years of watching Trump-humpers in action, I now understand why some hairdryers come with the warning “Do not use while sleeping or showering”, why some children's clothes are clearly labelled “Remove child before laundering”, and some shirts come with the warning “Do not iron while wearing”.

I used to wonder who these labels were intended for – now I know.

[lame54]

1. Do not vote post lobotomy

[3catwoman3]

2. If some of these folks had to decide whether to breathe in first or...

...out first, they would die before they could make up their minds.

It is unfortunate that no one needs written instructions about copulation.. If they did, there would be fewer morons reproducing. They wouldn’t be able to figure it out.

[NCjack]

23. The manufacturer recommends: "It is not necessary to wear this condom for

7 days after sex."

[Nortbnd101]

42. Catwoman nails it ....

Remember "The Population Bomb" ? There oughta be a Law..

[Mountain Mule]

3. lol Sad but true!

[Grokenstein]

4. Don't forget "this plastic bag is not a toy"!

http://achewood.com/comic.php?date=07312007

[LiberalArkie]

5. They are for the salt of the earth, you know morons.

[sarge43]

14. Because it never gets old

[LiberalArkie]

15. The one movie that sums up the people in the world. As long as they are not Irish.

[Celerity]

30. ...

[Hestia]

50. Excellent! (Another Arkie speaking up)

[Thekaspervote]

6. Good one!!

[Talitha]

7. You made me snort wine out of my nose, LOL!

Damn, that really burns the sinuses.

You're absolutely right, though. Some of the dumbest damn 'warnings' I've seen have made my intelligence skip a beat. Example: I bought a step ladder that had a warning on the TOP STEP that said (I kid you not): "Do not attempt to step higher than this step."

W.T.F. ????

Sad to say, many of our fellow citizens are stupid as shit.
And yes, these warning ARE made for them.
Worse yet, many of them vote.

Biden 2020: End The Nightmare

[murielm99]

17. It really said that?

[ProfessorGAC]

20. I Just Checked My Stepladder

The sticker on mine says "Do Not Use As A Step".
Which makes sense. Seems obvious, but that would be risky.

[Hock_Mir_Keyn_Chinek]

8. It has been my experience that when a sheet of product safety warnings says

something like:

"Do not hold product in your hand while inserting head in bucket and sticking fork into electrical outlet"

It is usually because some moron actually did that and sued them over it, since he wasn't warned not to attempt that act.

[FakeNoose]

52. Yes it's true but ...

... these companies don't care about the morons who do stupid stuff. They care about the liability lawsuits when the stupid morons hire lawyers who sometimes win their cases. It's all about liability.

You see it's really the greedy lawyers who drive all this, and they're the ones who have ruined our country.

[Marcuse]

9. A warning label presumes a level of reading comprehension that the best of them struggle to reach.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

19. Yeah but, "unborn lives matter"

Won't say "Black lives matter" cause you know, jeebus...
When this nimrod was a congressman, he was widely held to be the dumbest, he has done nothing to dispell that conclusion.

[Marcuse]

29. Define dumbest.

[Mazeltov Cocktail]

35. Hard to beat that one...

Wasn't he a judge before he was a joke?

[Lord Ludd]

39. I'm guessing he was a joke WHILE he was a judge. nt

[Lulu KC]

46. Exactly n/t

[Initech]

10. They're the kind of people who would push the button that says "do not push".

[catchnrelease]

11. The pence photo was my first thought. n/t

[SunSeeker]

12. LOL. Yup. nt

[sarge43]

13. Posted on a baby stroller

"Remove child before folding."

[Brainfodder]

16. Do not consume labels.... on stuff like BLEACH and ANTI-FREEZE.

[JudyM]

38. They ought to also say don't inject.

Just in case.

[hkp11]

18. Great!

So if we have signs that say Do Not Wear Masks, will they wear masks?

or a sign that says Vote for Drumpf/Pence 2020 - they will not vote for the buffoon?

[ProfessorGAC]

21. How About This Idea?

"Liberals want you to not wear a mask & die of COVID!"
Might get them to wear one, and speaking for myself, it's true!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

26. Needs to be in cartoon form and yelled by Insanity Hannity.

[ProfessorGAC]

32. Hermit, Get The Storyboard!

We might be onto something here!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

34. I swear it would be more effective than any order by any mayor, governor, or pee-resident!

If there were some stealthy way to get your idea on Fox & Friends, tens of thousands could be saved.

"Liberals want you to DIE so you can't vote! They want all the masks for themselves! Those people you see yelling on the street and in stores without masks? Those are CRISIS ACTORS paid for by Deep State operatives and GEORGE SOROS!"

[hkp11]

37. that might work...

but it has to be small words since they can't understand big words

"Mask Keeps Liberals Alive"

"Catch a Covid With A Mask"

"Dems VOTE" - maybe they won't vote

[Dukkha]

22. Not for human consumption

Trumpster: "Yer not the boss of me! FREEDUM!"

[3catwoman3]

27. Dear gawd - really?

I guess anyone stupid enough to try that deserves whatever the consequences might be.

[jab12]

45. All a trump-humper would see is

Creates the illusion that fox and bobcats are present in your lawn or garden, and they'd be like damn, pass me one of them there Shlitz lights.

[mnmoderatedem]

24. Also

"No smoking" signs near gas pumps

[keithbvadu2]

36. The sign says: NO Smoking!

Awright!!!

[Hermit-The-Prog]

25. My favorite came on a blister pack of drill bits: "Do not use to sweep ashes".

I kept the package for the laughs. It's clear, now, why that was a necessary warning.

[3catwoman3]

31. Given that drill bits are rather small, wouldn't using one...

..to try to sweep anything be something of an exercise in futility? And are we talking ashes from an outdoor grill, from your Uncle Joe, or what?

[Hermit-The-Prog]

33. There was no explanation on the package.

It was a set of bits from Harbor Freight a few years ago. Drill Master Item 01800, 13-piece bit set, 1/16 inch through 1/4 inch.

1. Keep away from children under the aga [sic] of 5.
2. Do not use to sweep ashes.
3. Inspect before use; do not use if parts loose or damaged.
4. Wear ANSI-approved safety goggles when adjusting.
Save these warnings.

I hearby affirm that I have adhered to all of these warnings. (Although I confess I've never adjusted the bits and therefore never needed to heed #4. )

[Lulu KC]

47. good one! n/t

[ananda]

28. That was good!

[Books_Tea_Alone]

40. My T.rumpinista sister-in-law bought a brand new Dyson vacuum

and "cleaned" it by submerging the motor in water! Neither of them could figure out why it stopped working! True story.

[Lord Ludd]

41. Not a label as such, but...

Loudspeaker announcement I frequently heard on the Philly to NY Amtrak train, just before reaching Penn Station:

"Passengers, please move to exits where train personnel are visible, as ALL DOORS WILL NOT OPEN."

[Girl powers]

43. My favorite

On halloween Superman costume - “Cape does not enable user to fly”.

[niyad]

44. I keep thinking of the Bill Engval routine, "Here's your sign".

[OxQQme]

48. Don't look at the sun!

[The Wizard]

49. Remove blindfold before starting car.

You nailed it. Nietzsche was right.

[AllaN01Bear]

51. do not remove tag from matress .

[smirkymonkey]

54. Under penalty of LAW!

[DFW]

53. There should now be a label on CLOROX

"If accidentally ingested, call your poison control center immediately. If intentionally ingested, call your local Republican Party voter registration office immediately."