Profiles in Perfidy, XXIV. . . . Please come CAPTION PresiDented Trump!!!

[skip fox]

PresiDented ("I smell rubber burning; I must be thinking" ) Trump is thinking: "Geez. . . . The polls. . . . The virus. . . . The polls. . . . The disloyal Republican senators. The polls. . . . Freakin' Mike Pence, for Christ's sake. . . . The polls. . . . There must be someway out of this. . . . How can I distract everyone? . . . There's no one left to fire. . . . They won't let me exterminate illegal immigrants, but that might have worked. . . . And they won't let me even touch a gun. . . . Say, I know! . . . What about a war! . . . Iran just put out an arrest warrant on me. . . . Won't they surprised! . . . And I'll be a hero once again. . . . Anyway, who is going to stop me? . . . But I've got to get going before the Republican senators turn on me. . . . Damn, this governing is hard stuff."

[live love laugh]

1. I smell rubber burning; I must be thinking" 🤣😆🤣😆

[cayugafalls]

2. I keep hearing a tune...can't get it out of my head...

It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she is here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care, baby, by the way...Uh.

[underpants]

3. I know, I'll call Vlad and see what he thinks.

[malaise]

4. What the fuck did I think I was doing pretending

to be president

[pwb]

5. My man makeup looks good.

The new eyebrows are fabulous?