LOL (ADULT WARNING)

[DemocratSinceBirth]

[Thomas Hurt]

1. LOL

[Rorey]

2. Noooooooooooo

I just had lunch! And now you're trying to make me lose it.

[magicarpet]

4. It always tastes better the second time around,...

.... the buybull,... not lunch.

[Traildogbob]

13. Damn!!

“BuyBull”, that says it all. Thank you for that. I will use it over and over. Why am I just now seeing it so eloquently explained in just 2 words combined.

[Wounded Bear]

3. Ok, that got a chuckle...

[Hermit-The-Prog]

5. Dog rules: If you can't eat it, fight it or fuck it, piss on it.

We know he's too cowardly to physically fight; he can't even fire someone in person.

[rurallib]

9. Compare Trump to a dog????

Think of the poor dogs - they have pride you know.

[Blue Owl]

6. Uhhh... it has, like... words and stuff...

(in your best Beavis and Butthead voice)

[czarjak]

7. Nothing Beats The Babble

[erronis]

8. I think the caption should be: "How do you open these things?"

[2naSalit]

11. +1

[localroger]

10. He obviously read the Ten Commandments at some point.

Nobody told him it wasn't supposed to be a bucket list though.

[left-of-center2012]

14. "He obviously read the Ten Commandments ..."

How many versions of the Ten Commandments are there?

"The Bible actually contains two complete sets of the Ten Commandments (Exodus 20:2-17 and Deut. 5:6-21).
In addition, Leviticus 19 contains a partial set of the Ten Commandments (see verses 3-4, 11-13, 15-16, 30, 32),
and Exodus 34:10-26 is sometimes considered a ritual decalogue."

https://www.wsfa.com/story/421272/how-many-versions-of-the-ten-commandments-are-there-/#:~:text=The%20Bible%20actually%20contains%20two,sometimes%20considered%20a%20ritual%20decalogue.

[Traildogbob]

15. Check list

Watched an old movie last night. Seven with Morgan Freeman. At the beginning just thought I would google the 7 deadly sins. Trump has broken every damn one of them. Then for giggles looked up their precious, gotta Be In Every Courthouse, “Ten Commandments”. He has broken every damn one, multiple times. And the brain dead’s think God sent HIM to be his spokesman. And the god fearing CuTip knows damn well he has, and thinks God can’t see him sucking up to and accepting it all. “BuyBull” from above post explains it all,

[paleotn]

17. Seems he's stuck on 8 and 9

Stealing and lying.

[certainot]

12. that should read "....fuck it up"

[paleotn]

16. Other than our country...

I don't think he can fuck anything.

[CatLady78]

18. ;-). nt