If Trump were in charge of the Titanic:

[Initech]

[doc03]

1. He would already be in the first life boat. He would put on a dress

to go with the women and children.

[BigmanPigman]

2. You beat me to it.

[Hstch05]

3. I disagree.

He would have shoved the women and children out of the way and taken the boat for himself, with just a small crew to row him, and someone to paint the whole lifeboat gold.

[doc03]

4. That sounds about right. nt

[Nevilledog]

7. It's a habit

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[newsboy]

5. If Trump was captain of the Titanic:

> There isn’t any iceberg.
> There was an iceberg, but it’s in a totally different ocean.
> The iceberg is in this ocean, but it will melt very soon.
> There is an iceberg, but we didn’t hit the iceberg.
> It’s a small iceberg and will disappear like a miracle.
> The crew is spreading fake news about the iceberg.
> We hit the iceberg, but the damage will be repaired very shortly.
> The iceberg is a Chinese iceberg.
> We are taking on water, but every passenger who wants a lifeboat can get a lifeboat and they are beautiful lifeboats.
> Look, passengers need to ask nicely for the lifeboats if they want them.
> We don’t have any lifeboats, we’re not lifeboat distributors.
> I take no responsibility for lifeboats.
> Passengers should have planned for icebergs and brought their own lifeboats.
> I really don’t think we need that many lifeboats.
> We have lifeboats and they’re supposed to be our lifeboats, not the passengers’ lifeboats.
> The lifeboats were left on shore by the last captain of this ship.
> Nobody told me about the iceberg.
> The band continued to play , but I didn't know who they were and wasn't a big fan.
> Despite the lack of lifeboats, some passengers survived due to the great job I did.
> I’m an expert on icebergs, I’ve got lots of friends who deal with icebergs. Some of the best. Really good ice people who know ice and their forms of berginess.
> I’m the best captain in history. Ask anyone.

[dalton99a]

6. +1