You gotta be kiddin' me - Trump tries to brand himself "THE LONE WARRIOR"

[packman]

In a Monday A.M. Tweet, he now is referring to himself as (In all caps yet) the LONE WARRIOR

The Lone Warrior
A fiery denial with the speed of light
A cloud of dust and a hearty "I didn't do it"
The Lone Warrior!

[Walleye]

1. Who was that unmasked man? I wanted to smack him.

[Thekaspervote]

2. What an oxymoron...Dotard has never been a warrior for any good cause

[EarlG]

3. Yep, he alone can fix it!

He said it when accepting the Republican nomination at the 2016 RNC, and by Jove if he hasn't done it! Look around at all the problems Donald Trump has fixed all by himself!

[Yo_Mama_Been_Loggin]

4. The lone part is probably right.

Everyone is abandoning him it seems.

The warrior part? You've got to be kidding.

[Happy Hoosier]

5. The only thing he ever fought...

... was the Clap.

[RKP5637]

11. Yeah, exactly!!! Well said!!! n/t

[dlk]

6. When someone is delusional...

[GoCubsGo]

7. Yes. He is the parallel universe version of Don Quixote.

An insane guy fighting an imaginary battle. Except in Trump's case, he's only fighting for his own needs, rather than for any noble causes. He even has his sidekick, Mike-o Pence-a.

[RKP5637]

8. When just about everyone in the world sees things one way, and he still sees it

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just his way and unopen to dialogue and alternatives/truths ... maybe there is something wrong with how he is looking at things. Some might even call that a definition of delusional on his part.

[Greybnk48]

9. More like THE LOONEY WARRIOR!

Fucks up everything he touches!

[vlyons]

10. Only if he stands before a firing squad

as convicted traitor

[lpbk2713]

12. "Say ... who was that masked man?"

"Why son, he was the Known Danger."

[Nevilledog]

15. *snort*

[JHB]

13. T BONE!

[bigtree]

14. THE LONE DANGER!

...

[D23MIURG23]

16. .

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Not sure if this is more hilarious or pathetic. Its going to be fun watching this asshole go down.

[Qutzupalotl]

17. Because all his other soldiers are dead?

[NCjack]

18. Time (July 4th) for Don to appear in a custom design Commander-in-Chief

military uniform, with various adornments for Political Bravery, Back Stabbings of Political Friends & Enemies, Friend of Russia, Best Boy Friend of Vladimir Putin, and many campaign ribbons.

[packman]

19. Don't forget the Bone Spur with Clusters medal

[Doodley]

20. He is a lone warrior. He fights those who tell the truth. He fights those who say

things about him he doesn't like. He fights those who know he is a sad little racist. He fights those who know he is incapable of being anything but a fake leader. It is a battle that never ends, but he is courageous in taking to Twitter to fight everyone. All he has is his circle of sycophants and his most loyal supporters who attend his rallies. He knows he is their hero!