Turns out inadvertently killing 130,000 Americans is actually helping the presidents golf game.

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Link to tweet

Mark Knoller:

Rare golf report on Pres Trump. "I've never seen him play this well," says @LindseyGrahamSC, who played golf with the president last weekend at his Virginia club. He told @foxandfriends, "He beat me like a drum. It was amazing. He shot 74. If I could beat, him I would.”

[Aristus]

1. I'll bet you would, Miss Lindsey...

[rzemanfl]

7. Bookmarking. n/t

[COLGATE4]

2. My God, Lindsay. Is there any depth to which

you will not stoop. "Good job, Boss. You really beat me!!! You beat me like a drum. In fact, if you weren't President you could turn Pro, but then again it wouldn't be fair to the other Pros. You are truly amazing..." (rest of quote is unforunately intelligible, just some wet, slobbering noises)

[Kingofalldems]

3. He said the same thing when he played with Trump in NJ.

Declared that Trump had shot a 74. He was ordered to say it.

[dawg day]

4. He didn't shoot 74.

Good grief, we know you don't get to play with Trump unless you're willing to lie and say he's better than Tiger woods.

[gratuitous]

11. You don't know that!

Trump could have shot 74 on the first hole alone! That's how great he is at golf! No, you can't watch him play. What kind of question is that?!

[COLGATE4]

5. "Helping his golf game"????

There's a good reason why the other golfers refer to Trump as "Pele" - his 'habit' of kicking his out of bounds balls back into the fairway. Maybe he's kicking straighter?

[Botany]

6. A man who can't walk down a ramp, drink a glass of water, weighs 300 + LBS, and is 74 shot a 74?

Please! The Kim Jong Il school of golf.

[KPN]

8. The gaslight gang is at work this morning I

see. Make shit up, say it enough times, people start taking it as fact ... and the gaslight gang skates freely along.

It’s mind-numbing. I’m tired of it. November 3 can’t come soon enough.

[GusBob]

9. TOSS THAT SALAD LADY G

You go boy

[smirkymonkey]

12. *snort*

[lagomorph777]

10. "inadvertent?" Don't kid yourself; this is intentional murder, at Putin's order.

Plus, President Turd enjoys killing.

[empedocles]

13. Doing well at putin and golf - what more would trump ask for?