caption McConnell photo

[left-of-center2012]

[Xipe Totec]

1. I'm opposed to it. What's the subject? nt

[Laelth]

2. I never played golf with the President.

I have no idea whether he actually shot a 74. If Lindsey Graham says he did, I have to believe the Honorable Senator from South Carolina.



-Laelth

[Greybnk48]

3. "Ah jus' caught a fly with ma tongue."

"'scuse me while ah just munch on it."

[harumph]

4. This human skin suit of a watery eyed old kook fits me great!

[skip fox]

5. "Oops. . . . I think I left my flame-thrower on at home."

[chriscan64]

6. There is little or no truth to the rumor...

that the Space Force was created to allow us to get away in escape pods when this is over.

[malaise]

7. I'm MoscowMitch

Watch me twitch
Before I switch
Who cares
I'm filthy rich

[cayugafalls]

8. "I like turtles..."

[LuckyCharms]

9. My taint has that "crawling" feeling again.

[DFW]

10. Caption? We did the whole video

[DFW]

11. This would be my caption

"I am fundamentally opposed to holding an election during an election year."