Perfect mask for trump.

[Nevilledog]

[Faux pas]

1. Lol

Perfect!

[cayugafalls]

2. "Luke, I am your father's balls..."

Actually looks like it would work really well.

I bet social distancing would be a breeze if you wore that mask.

[leftieNanner]

3. For those of you who are not boys, do not have sons, or do not have baseball playing friends

That thing on his face is a cup. Designed to protect a different -ahem - region of the body.

[Nevilledog]

5. A real cup for him would be much smaller.

Do they make cups for preemies?

[leftieNanner]

6. Dixie Cup?

[Nevilledog]

7. Would nicely dovetail with his love of the confederacy.

[leftieNanner]

8. HA HA HA

I didn't even think of that!

Excellent.

[mnmoderatedem]

4. don't tell him it's used

tell him we make the best masks, right here in the USA. They are tremendous. They are perfect masks. We make the best masks in the world, better than any other country.

And tell him it's fresh out of the box. Even if not.

[soothsayer]

9. That jock sniffer would wear one from Putin or any dictator in a red hot minute

Especially used

[keithbvadu2]

10. Fitted by Little Marco Rubio.