Air Force Band. Wind Instruments. No Distancing. At Six Grandfathers

[Stinky The Clown]

How far can a sousaphone launch droplets?

[Buckeye_Democrat]

1. They play poorly too!

Serenade them with some decent music before killing them, at least!

My high school's band was far superior! (Many of them hoped to play for Ohio State.)

Edit: Or maybe they're preparing individually, and that's why it's so disjointed? I hope that explains it!

Edit#2: Nope, they're being directed and it still sounds like that! Wow.

[Baked Potato]

5. Only for Trump!

[Lefta Dissenter]

2. I have an extended family member in the Air Force Band.

I’m hoping like hell he isn’t there. I’m sorry for all who have had to take the risk just for another photo op for the Orange Menace.

[Newest Reality]

3. We may want to brace ourselves...

We may want to brace ourselves for another, massive increase in cases, illnesses and deaths to come.

This is looking like a real, Donald, "Jim Jones" super spreader event. Little do his loyal followers realize how much he despises them and the joke is on them because they are totally expendable. His loathing is showing with these events.

We, on other hand are now required to be even more cautious and spend even more time staying at home and doing all the right things to keep ourselves and other's safe. It is like we these robotic vector-bots are working against us.

[Nevilledog]

4. Far enough, I hope.

[Disaffected]

6. How'ja like to be

the guys in front of the trombone players?