Alternate universe idea: Trump bags the comb-over and shaves the fringes.

[Odoreida]

That's what I'd do if I had his hair.

There's a definite Lex Luthor vibe about this beyond just the baldness.
Could the comb-over be a secret identity disguise? No lamer than Clark Kent's glasses really.

[mahatmakanejeeves]

1. Not Lex Luthor. Forget the smile. He's more like......

Source: https://www.cbs8.com/article/news/annie-comic-strip-ending-after-85-years/509-2f7577b2-1c54-40d8-8c72-189f3fffb2ea

[Nevilledog]

2. Would be a nightmare to have to do the whole noggin orange.

[TreasonousBastard]

3. Actually, he looks a lot better that way. Almost human.

[RockRaven]

4. But the mangy squirrel pelt distracts from his other self-consciousness-inducing feature

His flabby neck-wattle/chin-scrotum...

If he goes chrome-dome, will it distract enough?

[I_UndergroundPanther]

12. Wattle! Chin scrotum, hahahaha 😜

[Stinky The Clown]

6. It s said he has a scalp scar from a brawl he had decades ago with Ivana.

[Nevilledog]

7. Thought the scar was related to botched hair plugs.

[Stinky The Clown]

8. I understood it was about plugs, but not because of them.

[tblue37]

9. Not plugs. It was a scalp reduction. The surgery involves removing part of the bald scalp, then

covering the remainder with the hair the person still has. It leaves a noticeable scar:

[Nevilledog]

10. Ouch!

[Stinky The Clown]

11. I found an old Vanity Fair piece about it. It was scalp reduction.

He also raged at Ivana.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/06/donald-trump-plastic-surgery

In 1990, Ivana Trump said under oath that her husband flew into a fit of rage due to the pain and displeasure with a scalp reduction surgery, performed in 1989.