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Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:35 PM

Alternate universe idea: Trump bags the comb-over and shaves the fringes.

That's what I'd do if I had his hair.

There's a definite Lex Luthor vibe about this beyond just the baldness.
Could the comb-over be a secret identity disguise? No lamer than Clark Kent's glasses really.


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Reply Alternate universe idea: Trump bags the comb-over and shaves the fringes. (Original post)
Odoreida Jul 2020 OP
mahatmakanejeeves Jul 2020 #1
Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #5
Nevilledog Jul 2020 #2
TreasonousBastard Jul 2020 #3
RockRaven Jul 2020 #4
I_UndergroundPanther Jul 2020 #12
Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #6
Nevilledog Jul 2020 #7
Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #8
tblue37 Jul 2020 #9
Nevilledog Jul 2020 #10
Stinky The Clown Jul 2020 #11


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Response to Odoreida (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:38 PM

2. Would be a nightmare to have to do the whole noggin orange.

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Response to Odoreida (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:39 PM

3. Actually, he looks a lot better that way. Almost human.

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Response to Odoreida (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:43 PM

4. But the mangy squirrel pelt distracts from his other self-consciousness-inducing feature

His flabby neck-wattle/chin-scrotum...

If he goes chrome-dome, will it distract enough?

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Response to RockRaven (Reply #4)

Sat Jul 4, 2020, 12:49 AM

12. Wattle! Chin scrotum, hahahaha 😜

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Response to Odoreida (Original post)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:49 PM

6. It s said he has a scalp scar from a brawl he had decades ago with Ivana.

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Response to Stinky The Clown (Reply #6)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:50 PM

7. Thought the scar was related to botched hair plugs.

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Response to Nevilledog (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:51 PM

8. I understood it was about plugs, but not because of them.

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Response to Nevilledog (Reply #7)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:52 PM

9. Not plugs. It was a scalp reduction. The surgery involves removing part of the bald scalp, then

covering the remainder with the hair the person still has. It leaves a noticeable scar:

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:58 PM

10. Ouch!

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Response to tblue37 (Reply #9)

Fri Jul 3, 2020, 10:59 PM

11. I found an old Vanity Fair piece about it. It was scalp reduction.

He also raged at Ivana.

https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/06/donald-trump-plastic-surgery

In 1990, Ivana Trump said under oath that her husband flew into a fit of rage due to the pain and displeasure with a scalp reduction surgery, performed in 1989.

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